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Old 07-15-2014, 10:43 AM   #1
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Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.
No idea if this n00b is a mult or not but he is funny. Early favorite for n00bof the year
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:53 AM   #2
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So Jim Jones must have really clicked with the tranny, because he's been absent from this thread recently.
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:57 AM   #3
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So Jim Jones must have really clicked with the tranny, because he's been absent from this thread recently.
He's gonna let him play QB, and he's conna play TE this time.

"Gotta get some to give some"
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:14 AM   #4
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I gotta work, but wanted to share one last true tranny story before I go.

I used to buy......stuff from one I was friends with in Pensacola. BIG black dude named "Mo'nique"
That's how he spelled it, too. He had the whole shebang done. Big tits, no dick. Built like a Fn Linebacker.

He gave me a killer deal one night, and I was like "Wow, man. Thanks, man"
He said: "you call me man again, we gonna have a problem"
I said: "My bad, dude" and smiled.
He laughed and said: "You got balls white boy"
And I said "and you don't girlfriend" he laughed all the way to his car.

I got some more funny ones too. I'll share em' later.
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:34 AM   #5
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Old 07-15-2014, 12:21 PM   #6
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:28 PM   #7
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the list of "guys that have stuck their peckers in the nastiest places"

Will that list take forever and become extremely boring as well?
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:45 PM   #8
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This thread scares me.
It kept me up all night.
I had drunken tranny dreams
Does it have a happy ending?
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Old 07-15-2014, 02:08 PM   #9
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:05 PM   #10
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Jim Jones should have drank koolaid before posting this thread.
I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:39 PM   #11
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I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha
I think the tape came off right before the fireworks and now he's trying to justify it to himself...
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:38 PM   #12
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Old 07-15-2014, 03:20 PM   #13
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i guess trannys needs love to just not by me.
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:42 PM   #14
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Old 07-16-2014, 03:53 AM   #15
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One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who ****ed a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber .....she knows how ****ed up this place is and doesn't bat an eye)
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