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09-20-2019, 02:54 PM | #16 |
It was not a fair catch
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It's a big ball of gas.
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09-20-2019, 03:06 PM | #17 |
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Me and some buddies were out drinking rot gut wine cruising down Montcliff Avenue in a little town just west of Aquilonia the capital of Uranus.
We spotted some long tall Saturnites 8 feet of pure delight, they were heading to the Zanzibar Club, so we followed them in. The bouncer was a Venusian, cat was at least 12 feet tall and well over a 1000 pounds of muscle, when he growled........be cool assholes....we could only nod a....ok. So we ordered a pitcher of Davion wine, the best wine in the galaxy, it's only found in a valley on Davionia. The lucious Saturnites.......lesbians. Anyway....... As we started to drink, the MC stepped to the mic on the bandstand and.... Ok all you freaks and geeks, the one and only....BO DIDDLEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJj22Z006ec |
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09-20-2019, 03:21 PM | #18 |
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You may not have been to Uranus, but everyone else has.
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09-20-2019, 04:44 PM | #19 |
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09-20-2019, 06:28 PM | #20 |
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I’ve enjoyed Uranus more than once.
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09-20-2019, 06:35 PM | #21 | |
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I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
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09-20-2019, 06:42 PM | #22 |
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Also you can pick up a case knife south of Uranus.
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09-20-2019, 06:46 PM | #23 |
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That girl live close to Uranus?
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09-20-2019, 06:47 PM | #24 |
Not dead yet...
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Well I'm Jimmy Pop, here in a jiffy, heat me up and add oil. I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil. I get under your skin and I sebaceously form. I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn!
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09-20-2019, 07:19 PM | #25 |
It was not a fair catch
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Had a student named Uranus. Nice kid.....worked hard.
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09-20-2019, 11:23 PM | #26 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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09-20-2019, 11:32 PM | #27 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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My anus makes a great brown splatter pizza.
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09-21-2019, 03:51 AM | #28 |
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This is the song I used to learn the harmonica, took me about six months to really get the feel for it.
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09-21-2019, 07:52 AM | #29 |
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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
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Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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