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Bow-chicka-bow-wow | 8,932 | 50.00% | |
SAUTOPOOP | 8,933 | 50.00% | |
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08-14-2018, 04:38 PM | #16 |
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08-14-2018, 04:44 PM | #17 |
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I'm also unclear on his ability to use blade-imbedded boots.
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08-14-2018, 05:29 PM | #18 |
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You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.
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08-14-2018, 06:47 PM | #20 |
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He won’t need the blades. A good heel will curb stomp Bowsers ass
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08-14-2018, 07:14 PM | #21 |
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I had this three paragraph explanation of how I was going to steal the remote from SAUTO and fly his own drone straight up his ass, but let's be real here. I've never shot a Native American bow (I'm a decent shot with a compound bow, though), so my only chance is if SAUTO is so shit faced he hits the "DROP" button in a drunken stupor right after the drone takes off and stuns himself into oblivion (a very real possibility), giving me a chance to shove an arrow through his ear hole.
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08-14-2018, 07:17 PM | #22 |
Wasted away again...
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I think there is some shenanigans afoot in the voting.
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08-14-2018, 07:19 PM | #23 |
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That vote. |
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08-14-2018, 07:20 PM | #24 |
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08-14-2018, 08:27 PM | #25 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Yeah, this convinced me.
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08-14-2018, 08:59 PM | #26 |
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891 votes?!
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Oh My!
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08-14-2018, 11:28 PM | #28 | |
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Bowser ain’t that after 10 minutes. He could keep the last arrow for hand to hand but the knife boot would work better. |
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08-15-2018, 06:39 AM | #29 |
Shit
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i wear big boots and kick the shit out of things every day.
this is right in my wheelhouse. |
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08-15-2018, 08:05 AM | #30 |
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Does Sauto have the flexibility to kick above the shins?
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