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Old 09-16-2004, 08:51 PM   #1
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Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:14 PM   #2
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Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.
All women talk shit to you, needle dick. I'd talk shit on a pony tailed 80 year old Direct Tv installer too.
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:53 PM   #3
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All women talk shit to you, needle dick. I'd talk shit on a pony tailed 80 year old Direct Tv installer too.
Get your money and your golf clubs out motherfucker and lets go find out. K Your going to get embarassed by an old needle dick who owns a state championship. Keep running your mouth.
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:17 PM   #4
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Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.
I smell another fundraiser for the 37 foundation. I'll take that bet if your offering
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:52 PM   #5
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We can advertise the comedy act , let you be the star of the show. Hey think about it, another fundraiser.
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:53 PM   #6
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We can advertise the comedy act , let you be the star of the show. Hey think aboit it, another fundraiser.
I'd don't think the foundation would be invited back if I went "Manson" on their course.
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:56 PM   #7
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I'd don't think the foundation would be invited back if I went "Manson" on their course.
They don't know we will be with the foundation... just a bunch of hackers having fun.... you'll fit right in !
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:52 PM   #8
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They're still looking at me... and laughing... I;m going to go mash another club...
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:54 PM   #9
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They're still looking at me... and laughing... I;m going to go mash another club...

No wait, you'll need some for that Monday !
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:56 PM   #10
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Getting physically upset about golf is like getting physically upset about your soufflat collapsing...

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Old 09-16-2004, 07:58 PM   #11
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Old 09-16-2004, 08:06 PM   #12
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William... any chance you going to be around for next weekends events ?
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Old 09-16-2004, 08:12 PM   #13
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I'm all set for Monday morn. I'm working on Mon night..
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Old 09-16-2004, 08:15 PM   #14
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I'm all set for Monday morn. I'm working on Mon night..
So I take it you want to play that morning ?
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Old 09-16-2004, 08:12 PM   #15
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Went out and tried a new course today - definately needed the day out. After the first part of this week the fact that I hit maybe 1 good drive all day didn't even phase my attitude. Irons and wedges were working great and pulled my a decent score for the first time there and also playing from the championship tees.
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