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08-19-2019, 07:01 AM | #16 |
Baba Ganoush
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Keep making that face it’ll get stuck like that
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08-19-2019, 07:10 AM | #17 |
On one quarter
Join Date: Jul 2005
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thats a bunch of hooie
you're making that funny face again
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A person who has been [ideologically] demoralized cannot assess true information. the [demoralization] process is complete and irreversible. -Yuri Bezmenov on Soviet Subversion |
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08-19-2019, 07:22 AM | #18 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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"As crooked as a dog's hind leg"
"Children should be seen, not heard" "Don't ever start a fight, but make sure you finish one" "Hotter than two mice ****ing in a wool sock" "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you" "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" "Bravery is believing in yourself" |
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08-19-2019, 07:28 AM | #19 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
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"I will give you something to cry about"
"Do you want me to stop this car?" "If you don't quit acting up I will spank your ass bare naked at Kmart" " I will paint your wagon red if you don't straighten up" |
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08-19-2019, 07:36 AM | #20 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Kansas
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Weirdly I can’t recall any catchphrase my family used. They definitely don’t use any nowadays. Guess we’re just not catchphrase folks.
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08-19-2019, 08:01 AM | #21 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
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08-19-2019, 08:08 AM | #22 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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All via my Dad:
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. If the dog hadn't stopped to scratch his ass he would've caught the rabbit. Your ass is grass, and I own the keys to the lawnmower. |
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08-19-2019, 08:14 AM | #23 |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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Go fetch me the water pumps.
Go fetch the dikes My dad had every obscure name for tools there were from 47 years as a mechanic and inspector at the TWA overhaul base in KC. He also gave you about 2 minutes then he was down in the workshop wondering where your at. When he couldnt find it either it was always I am gonna put a padlock on the tool chest if you kids dont learn to put them back when done. We always did it was Dad who didnt . Id give anything to have him back on this earth as I would have listened and payed more attention to his what this is what it does and how it works.
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"The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy." |
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08-19-2019, 08:15 AM | #24 |
Supporter
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When referring to someone with big feet, my Grandad would say, "They've got a good understanding, it's just too far from their head to do them any good "
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Following the historical accounts and the genealogy from that point on, the age of the Earth is approximately 6000-7000 years old. The Big Bullshit Theory is a lie. It and the evolution theory go against real science. Satan has used our public school system to brainwash everyone into believing these lies. Be not decieved. |
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08-19-2019, 08:18 AM | #25 |
MVP
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"That'll go over like a lead balloon" was a staple from my mom.
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08-19-2019, 08:20 AM | #26 |
MVP
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Location: Austin, Texas
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eat all your food. There are starving children in China who would love to have your meal
This storm is a real frog floater/gully washer This is going to hurt me worse that it will hurt you (ass whipping from dad) |
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08-19-2019, 08:25 AM | #27 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
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08-19-2019, 08:26 AM | #28 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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My favorite, from my mom.
"Doesn't that make your butthole wanna chew tobacco!" RIP you crazy old bitch.
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“As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”
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08-19-2019, 08:31 AM | #29 |
Voodoo Chile
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: At the crossroad
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I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.
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08-19-2019, 08:34 AM | #30 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Highlandville, MO
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Take care of your pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Following the historical accounts and the genealogy from that point on, the age of the Earth is approximately 6000-7000 years old. The Big Bullshit Theory is a lie. It and the evolution theory go against real science. Satan has used our public school system to brainwash everyone into believing these lies. Be not decieved. |
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