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01-02-2019, 06:25 PM | #16 |
He's Mahomie!
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My secret (but don't tell my coworkers) is to go to the building next door where the executives poop. Their bathrooms are much nicer, less congested and the ratio of ass size to toilet seat is half that in my building.
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01-02-2019, 06:28 PM | #17 |
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
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01-02-2019, 07:08 PM | #18 |
Life is changing..
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01-02-2019, 07:12 PM | #19 |
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Well, I've got a good story about a shit I took in Terre Haute...
But the real crux is, I don't think I've ever had any truly "bad" pussy. I've heard some stories...I consider myself lucky.
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01-02-2019, 07:14 PM | #20 |
Life is changing..
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I remember the exact date of my greatest shit ever. It was April 20th, 2011. It was a clean breaker that was so large, it stuck out of the toilet water like a log sticking out of a pond. Zero wipeage needed. I felt like a new man after that day.
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01-02-2019, 07:15 PM | #21 |
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Thankfully I've had jobs with the latitude to go home to shit. One emergency is all I can recall, and it happened 3 floors up.
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01-02-2019, 07:16 PM | #22 |
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I enjoy going to another departments area and dropping a bowl stopper
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01-02-2019, 07:18 PM | #23 | |
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A few years back I was driving to class when I started noticing my stomach start to rumble. "I'll just go when I get to class I tell myself". Little did I know there was a major wreck on the interstate, and that traffic was backed up for miles. By this point my stomach is cramping and I'm in extreme pain. I'm still about a half mile from the nearest exit. Eventually I just let go. Shit my pants right there in the car. It was warm, and ran down my leg. I spent the remainder of the day detailing that car like no other car had been detailed before. |
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That's what I'm talking about. My buddy was dating this chick who was...okay, seemed kinda cool, had a kinda crooked nose and a snaggle tooth, but, I've seen worse. I asked him the other day : "you still with old girl?" He goes : "the crooked nose bitch with the stinky pussy? Hell no." I've been blessed. Quote:
I'm in tears over here. Dude, no way I shit in my own car. I would've got out and shit on the side of the road.
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Don't you have one in or near all your bedrooms. I have a mudroom with a crapper in it just off the kitchen. Companies should furnish
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