News Legalizing Cannibalism on the Ballot in Canada - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 10-19-2018, 09:45 AM

Take Off, Eh?

OTTAWA – Canada is one step closer to the accidental legalization of cannibalism after the House of Commons passed a typo-ridden Bill C-45, formerly known as The Cannabis Act.

“I think no one wanted to be the one to point out the error,” MP Sara Anderson said. “We all thought someone else would do it, and then they called the vote, and here we are, all voting to legalize cannibalism.”

“It’s just one of those things.”

But Anderson also says the error might, conceivably, have something to do with a lot of MPs jumping the gun on legal cannabis.

“You know how it is,” said Anderson with a shrug. “You have the munchies, suddenly everything is about food… who can say why anything happens, really?”

The typo, which somehow crept into the House bill between the second and third reading, is expected to cost the Canadian economy up to 22 billion dollars a year in lost cannabis-related revenue but create a boom in cannibalism-related tourism.

“I guess now we’re all hoping the Senate will fix this,” Anderson said. “But I wouldn’t count on it. Some of them seem far more enthusiastic about the bill now than they were when it was about pot.”

At press time, the Green Party was calculating the carbon costs of a pound of long pig.

**Rain Man** · 10-19-2018, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat

It's basically legal in KC I've waved to cops with a joint I'm white tho

Was it an elbow joint or a knee joint?

displacedinMN · 10-19-2018, 11:34 AM

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Spott · 10-19-2018, 11:39 AM

Some crazy old lady from Mississippi cooks a kid in the oven and now the Canucks want to jump on the cannibalism train.

Titty Meat · 10-19-2018, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Was it an elbow joint or a knee joint?

Haglund deformity

**ptlyon** · 10-19-2018, 12:13 PM

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**MahiMike** · 10-19-2018, 12:16 PM

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carcosa · 10-19-2018, 12:18 PM

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**ptlyon** · 10-19-2018, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa

I thought it was real!!! !!! ! ! ! ! wo'w

Why don't you just take off, A?

ottawa_chiefs_fan · 10-19-2018, 02:22 PM

Just sitting down to a nice charcuterie board of thinly-sliced, hickory- smoked baby thigh and an assortment of cheese-heads as I read this. Ahhh, life in Canada.......

**Baby Lee** · 10-19-2018, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Cannibalism isn't already legal there?

I guess I dodged a bullet back in 2015.

You joke but, . . .

Reminded me of this story

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...is-organs.html

**Baby Lee** · 10-19-2018, 03:06 PM

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