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Old 05-20-2014, 08:42 AM   #1
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God damn it. I can't believe I actually just saw a picture of Clay's shit.
You couldn't pay me enough to open that photo. No way.
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Old 05-20-2014, 08:43 AM   #2
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You couldn't pay me enough to open that photo. No way.
No kidding.

What did anybody think was going to be in that spoiler? Dumbshits.
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Old 05-20-2014, 08:49 AM   #3
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No kidding.

What did anybody think was going to be in that spoiler? Dumbshits.
Substitute the vomit for the turd and its somthing like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betKv46GB4
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Old 05-19-2014, 11:49 PM   #4
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As it turns out taking too many laxatives in a 48-hour period can lead to some stomach discomfort. Oy vey.
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:19 AM   #5
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As it turns out taking too many laxatives in a 48-hour period can lead to some stomach discomfort. Oy vey.
Just wait until you realize what magnesium citrate does AFTER you go.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:06 AM   #6
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why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:32 AM   #7
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why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?
It's from overuse of that hook shaped dildo he's been using to tickle his prostate. Damn it Clay. I told you that thing would make your poops looks weird.
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:14 AM   #8
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Some of you shit gazers need to be passed out spoons. Sorta like the cream of mushroom soup vomit scene in The Great Santini

Come on grunts get on it.
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:33 AM   #9
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:23 AM   #10
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I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.

After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.

I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:24 AM   #11
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I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.

After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.

I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.
The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:28 AM   #12
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The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.
I had two fried eggs, some baked beans and an apple for breakfast.

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Old 05-20-2014, 04:01 PM   #13
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