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04-12-2023, 05:50 PM | #1 | |
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I go home waxing poetic about my city and my daughter says "Isn't Lil Wayne's audience like really really old now?" Geezer rap. Im still not talking to her.
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04-12-2023, 05:55 PM | #3 |
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.
I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls.
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04-12-2023, 06:00 PM | #4 |
pie is never free
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04-12-2023, 08:07 PM | #5 |
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04-12-2023, 08:09 PM | #7 |
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Are you sure Billay wasn’t just trying to be nice when he told you this?
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04-12-2023, 08:20 PM | #8 |
pie is never free
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04-12-2023, 06:13 PM | #9 |
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**** this being old shit. I'm 51 and I just played basketball last night against guys that were anywhere from 20 to 30 years younger than me. Hell, my son, who is 26, has friends that text me when they want to hoop. I may not be young and as quick as I used to be but I'll be damned if I let my age hold me back.
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Quoted for BRC to illustrate the proper use of YOU'RE/YOUR.
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04-13-2023, 08:03 AM | #12 |
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He is too old to find the ' on his cell.
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04-13-2023, 09:04 AM | #13 |
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If only that were true.
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04-12-2023, 06:36 PM | #15 |
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You're there when people at public places start holding the door open when they see you coming. It takes a bit to sink in
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