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If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...
I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results
You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career. As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it. So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters! |
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I have qualifications.....No Sir! You didn't ask...Yes Sir! I will Shut UP.
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Recognizing your outdoor skills, we are placing you indoors and teaching you a marketable skill for your post-Army life. You are a...
Nurse Corps Officer OVERVIEW Nurse Corps officers lead a nursing team that cares for Soldiers and their families. As part of the Army Nurse Corps, they play an important role in improving the overall quality of life for Soldiers and their families. JOB DUTIES Organize resources for patients and their families for help with inpatient, outpatient and home care Command a shift on a nursing unit that is part of a field hospital or for an installation medical activity Supervise all nursing care during your shift at all levels of command REQUIREMENTS Active duty and Army Reserve must have a bachelor’s degree in nursing from an accredited school. TRAINING Job training for a Nurse Corps officer includes completing an Officer Basic Leadership Course, which introduces you to the Army Health Care system, Army doctrine and basic Soldier/leader skills. HELPFUL SKILLS Ability to make accurate, immediate decisions Perform under stress Apply critical technical and thinking skills Tremendous concentration COMPENSATION Active Duty Receive Army Nurse Accession Bonus Nurse Loan Repayment Program Low-cost life and dental insurance, Noncontributory retirement benefits with 20 years of qualifying service 30 days of paid vacation earned annually Army Reserve Qualified nurses can receive Special Pay Health Care Professionals Loan Repayment Program Noncontributory retirement benefits at age 60 with 20 years of qualifying service Low-cost life and dental insurance EDUCATION BENEFITS The U.S. Army provides generous education loan-repayment programs, residency programs and continuing education opportunities to support your continued career growth and development.
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Only if there's shooting. Because you, sir, are an...
infantryman.
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I don't necessarily want to be a part of the CP Army. But can I head the Chiefs Planet SS?
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The OK Corral will never be the same after an 81 mm mortar hits it. You are an...
Indirect Fire Infantryman (See earlier description.)
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How did I get from SS to Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator?!
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You should have turned left at Auschwitzquerque, doc.
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