What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking

[KChiefer]

When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.

[Easy 6]

Tell them you only want to join the Warren Jeffs sect that lets you **** multiple underage girls.

Then slam the door in his face as he stammers out that that is no longer officially sanctioned.

[Imon Yourside]

Originally Posted by KChiefer

When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.

When I delivered pizza, I took a delivery to a mormon. He had a 5 in his hand and stretched it out to me. As I tried to snag the bill he pulled it back and gave me a leaflet instead stating this is far more valuable. So after he closed the door I knocked again and asked if I could trade him the leaflet for the 5 and he slammed the door. Loving people they are.

[Rasputin]

Anti-freeze

Seriously

No one offered this suggestion?



Slackers

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

When I delivered pizza, I took a delivery to a mormon. He had a 5 in his hand and stretched it out to me. As I tried to snag the bill he pulled it back and gave me a leaflet instead stating this is far more valuable. So after he closed the door I knocked again and asked if I could trade him the leaflet for the 5 and he slammed the door. Loving people they are.

Youre not very good at telling stories. WTF happened to the pizza?

[Imon Yourside]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Youre not very good at telling stories. WTF happened to the pizza?

Well we gave it the business if ya know what I mean.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Well we gave it the business if ya know what I mean.

So they just called to promote their religion & stiff you with the pizza?

[Imon Yourside]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

So they just called to promote their religion & stiff you with the pizza?

I dunno if they ate it or not but they insisted that I take the leaflet. I dropped it outside their door after they slammed it the 2nd time.

I was like you're doing it wrong guys.

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I dunno if they ate it or not but they insisted that I take the leaflet. I dropped it outside their door after they slammed it the 2nd time.

I was like you're doing it wrong guys.

Should’ve wiped your ass with it and stuck it back in their mail box.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I dunno if they ate it or not but they insisted that I take the leaflet. I dropped it outside their door after they slammed it the 2nd time.

I was like you're doing it wrong guys.

Don't know why, but that reminded me of a long, nearly forgotten, memory. Late teens at Bannister Mall. I was idly browsing that little home electronics store by Waldenbooks, and some random guy out of the blue told me the he had been moved by the spirit to tell me that if I accepted Jesus as my savior right then, my eternal salvation was assured. Told him what I have told all that try to evangelize me, "I have my own faith tradition which I hold dear, but thanks for the effort."