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08-19-2012, 11:30 PM | #32 |
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08-19-2012, 11:56 PM | #33 |
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if i sold power washers i would advertise in this thread.
and wet vacs. and astronaught suits
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08-20-2012, 05:54 AM | #34 |
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When I was a teen working in the grocery store, I saw a woman go into the bathroom and immediately exit. She came over to me and said someone needs to clean the bathroom. I knocked on the door and waited a couple seconds, then opened it up and looked inside. Someone had explosive diarrhea ALL OVER the women's bathroom. Liquid shit all over the toilet... on the sink... all over. The manager told me to clean it up. I told him he didn't pay me enough to clean that up, and if he tried to force me to, I'd quit. Wasn't happening. Only time in my life I've ever threatened to quit and walk off a job.
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08-20-2012, 06:00 AM | #35 |
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Men are dirty. They leave the seats up, pee on the floor, forget to flush theier pee sometimes.
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08-20-2012, 06:03 AM | #36 | |
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08-20-2012, 07:03 AM | #37 |
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08-20-2012, 07:09 AM | #38 |
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I was 17 and I bet I flushed 75 gallons of water down trying to soften that thing. I went and got everyone that was working to show them. The size was un****ing believable. I didn't remember any EMS calls nor did I recall anyone dragging themselves out of the store. I know that bomb had to cause permanent damage. Two of my buddies watched as I cut it in half it still didn't go down I had to cut the halves in halves to clear the basin. No 17 year old should have to do that.
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08-20-2012, 07:56 AM | #39 |
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08-20-2012, 08:08 AM | #40 |
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I have stared into the shit abyss this fellow shitslayer speaks of. It stared back. OH IT STARED BACK!
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08-20-2012, 08:09 AM | #41 |
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Bartended for years.
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08-20-2012, 08:18 AM | #42 |
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08-20-2012, 08:19 AM | #43 |
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Me too. I had to wake a girl who had passed out on the shitter. It was not a pleasant job for either of us.
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We had to carry a girl out that passed out on the bathroom floor . She got taken to the emergency room shortly after. A few days later she came in and told us she was upset that she got taken to the ER. I guess going into shock after taking diet pills, stacker 2, and drinking shouldn't require a doctor visit. I could never touch a woman that has been on a bar bathroom floor. It is impossible to clean off that kind of nasty. Stupid bitch. |
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