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Old 03-24-2023, 12:01 PM  
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Should Single Men Own Cat(s)?
This topic came up at the bar last night.

My take - Single guy owning a cat = Beta and should not happen.

There are some extenuating circumstances by which one might end up with a cat. Dead Wife, Girlfriend, Mom, Sister.

But if a single guy actually makes the effort to get a cat as a pet? Unacceptable.

I knew the final word could be found here on CP. This place is a bastion of what is right.
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Old 03-24-2023, 03:23 PM   #166
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Yup. Any cat that shows up on my property gets buckshot.

Song birds are awesome. Cats aren't.
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Old 03-24-2023, 03:24 PM   #167
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I had a stray cat show up at my house right before I met my future wife. Took it in. It ended up being a cool cat. So it didn’t **** up my future. 33 years later she’s still around.

The cat only lasted 2.5 years before a car flattened it. Never had a cat before or after that one. So from my experience with cats, they were cool. But I’ve always had a dog or two.
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Old 03-24-2023, 03:38 PM   #168
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I missed most of today's conversation on this, but:

Who cares what's "beta" or not? If you like cats, then get a cat. You know what's really beta? Giving a damn what others think is beta.
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Old 03-24-2023, 03:42 PM   #169
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This topic came up at the bar last night.

My take - Single guy owning a cat = Beta and should not happen.

There are some extenuating circumstances by which one might end up with a cat. Dead Wife, Girlfriend, Mom, Sister.

But if a single guy actually makes the effort to get a cat as a pet? Unacceptable.

I knew the final word could be found here on CP. This place is a bastion of what is right.
If he is gay, sure. Real men own pitbulls.

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Yup. Any cat that shows up on my property gets buckshot.

Song birds are awesome. Cats aren't.
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Old 03-24-2023, 03:52 PM   #173
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If he is gay, sure. Real men own pitbulls.

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What if they’re feral cats that haven’t had any shots?
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I see a problem, I deal with it.

Now I just need Mark Davis to wonder upon my property.
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What a dumbass thread

I actually do prefer dogs and wish I could have one, but between the fact that I've never had success house training one and that I'd have to leave it home alone for 8-10 hours a day just makes it unrealistic

About 10 years ago the cat lady across the streets husband died and she moved shortly after, she took about 15 and turned another 15 or so loose... thats I how came to own Fanny, the sweetest little cat ever

She loves to cuddle, always comes when I call her, and she's always following me around the house, very much like a dog

Cats can be great pets, some of the posts here are just pure cringe
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Cranking over my forklift the other day and it wouldn't start. Popped the seat up and behold, a mouse nest and chewed up cords.

I'm thinking about putting a cat in the roundtop the forklift is stored in. Mother ****ers.
If you can keep your other critters out, put an autowaterer full of antifreeze out and take care of those god ****ing mice. But if you have other cats, get another cat.
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In 7 hours there are 177 posts in a thread about a man owning a cat. If that isn’t a day in the life of a ChiefsPlanet offseason, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, who cares if a single guy has a cat? Even in the offseason. What’s acceptable? A gerbil? That seems even weirder to me. Cats are OK. We have one and she catches every mouse and other small creature that enters our property, the dog sure as hell doesn’t do that. She requires no maintenance and loves to sit on the toilet and watch me shave. No idea why, but it makes me feel cool.
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