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09-06-2021, 12:08 PM | #2 |
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He just reduced his lifespan by about 4.5 hours.
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09-06-2021, 12:15 PM | #3 |
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If you’re going to eat a bunch of calories, why waste it on shitty hot dogs?!??
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09-06-2021, 01:07 PM | #4 |
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Well, he shit his pants.
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09-06-2021, 01:07 PM | #5 |
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Time to do some labor
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09-06-2021, 01:07 PM | #6 |
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09-06-2021, 01:19 PM | #7 |
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Researchers at the University of Michigan released a peer-reviewed study last week claiming that eating a single hot dog can take 36 minutes off of a human's life. In contrast, the study found that eating nuts could add 26 minutes to someone's lifespan.
That study could cause someone to think twice about devouring a frankfurter at a baseball game or holiday cookout. It also takes a direct shot at a sportsman who has built his legacy off of eating hot dogs. |
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He probably tried a tofu dog once and then went and yakked it up an hour later out of shame for breaking his diet. |
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09-06-2021, 01:37 PM | #10 |
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09-06-2021, 02:31 PM | #11 |
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09-06-2021, 02:38 PM | #12 |
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Your grandpa is Joey Chestnut?
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09-06-2021, 02:46 PM | #13 |
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09-06-2021, 03:33 PM | #14 |
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09-06-2021, 03:53 PM | #15 |
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Soooo . . . my gf is simultaneously shortening and increasing her lifespan 3 times a week?
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