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Bow-chicka-bow-wow |
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8,932 | 50.00% |
SAUTOPOOP |
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8,933 | 50.00% |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 14 - Bowser versus SAUTO
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - On a dusty highway outside of Bakersfield, California Starting Distance - 1468 feet Bowser Main Weapon - Native American bow and 6 arrows Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 5 Minutes Special Factors - None SAUTO Main Weapon - Drone that can drop three bombs, each powerful enough to stun a person if landing within four feet. Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - You are wearing boots with sharpened blades protruding from the toes |
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The drone should be pretty effective, as there doesn't seem to be any cover to use in the arena.
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Based on the description, I think the bomb explodes upon impact with the ground.
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What's the range on an average drone? |
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MOD FIGHT!
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On a dark desert highway.
Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of Colitas rising up in the air Sauto. Not even close. Drone stuns Bowser. Sauto comes over and jams a few of the arrows into his face. |
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#8 |
Shit
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i win this one easily.
he's dead before he ever sees me |
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The drone has to be low enough that bowser can't just move 4 feet by the time the bomb lands. At that height he should be able to get an arrow tangled in one of the props and take out the drone and possibly harvest the bombs to throw like grenades.
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#10 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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How have people voted already?? This match needs a lot more debate. I have no idea which way I'm going.
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#11 |
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Looks like Bowser is getting his shit kicked in with blade toe boots
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It seems to me that Bowser has to get within arrow range, and probably reasonably close unless he's a trained archer. If he does that, he's got an advantage. However, SAUTO has to let him get within range, because his best shot with the drones is to get Bowser while he's standing still and aiming. Given the range of the arrows, I think SAUTO may have a slight advantage if he can stun, advance, stun, advance, stun, kick with boots on a rapid progression.
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#13 |
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have any of you guys ever tried to SHOOT a native american bow?
i have and its not that easy. im quick on my feet. he aint getting me with that. |
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I'm also unclear on his ability to use blade-imbedded boots.
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