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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
Explosive, foaming diarrhea 25 25.77%
Tarry earthworm craps 7 7.22%
Creamy peanut butter poops 20 20.62%
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits 20 20.62%
Premature breakers 7 7.22%
Incomplete evacuation 14 14.43%
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. 4 4.12%
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:19 PM   Topic Starter
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:21 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:23 PM   #3
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:23 PM   #4
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:23 PM   #5
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:24 PM   #6
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This thread.

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The best kind: You running down the crack of your mother's ass.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:26 PM   #7
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The best kind: You running down the crack of your mother's ass.
But I'm here ain't I? Are you referencing the "best part of me"?
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:27 PM   #8
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But I'm here ain't I? Are you referencing the "best part of me"?
I do think you've been cheated.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:23 PM   #9
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:24 PM   #10
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:46 PM   #11
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.
I came in here to post this. You could wipe till your ass was raw and it still wouldn't be clean. The explosive hot poops are a close second in my book though.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:51 PM   #12
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I like it when you get the peak over, then you know you've taken a good shit. If it's clean that's a bonus.

As for bad shit I can't stand it when I take a sewer dump. You need courtesy flushes for those.
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:09 AM   #13
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.
When I was married I'd use my wife's bidet in times like that. Sounds gay but damn it works.I'm half thinking of putting one in a guest bathroom...
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:25 AM   #14
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When I was married I'd use my wife's bidet in times like that. Sounds gay but damn it works.I'm half thinking of putting one in a guest bathroom...
My mother has a super fancy Japanese toilet thing that does everything. Warms, wets, dries, powdered, hand job. That is far too complicated for me.

But I would so install a nice urinal in a well used bathroom.
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:27 AM   #15
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My mother has a super fancy Japanese toilet thing that does everything. Warms, wets, dries, powdered, hand job. That is far too complicated for me.
I'm pretty sure you could pull off the handy.

And the Japanese are very diverse in their poops.

Everything from squat-n-grunt to complete pampering...
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