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03-28-2013, 04:30 PM | Topic Starter |
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Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom. Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat." As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube. From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon." And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen. Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer." Please, put a fork in it. Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/...#ixzz2OsOZjdbf |
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03-28-2013, 04:32 PM | #2 |
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There was an old standard for meat flavored condoms?
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03-28-2013, 04:37 PM | #3 |
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03-28-2013, 04:41 PM | #4 |
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Why does it need to taste like bacon, who wears a rubber for bj's?
As for the beach and pool, yeah i prefer the coconut scent thx. |
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03-28-2013, 04:34 PM | #5 |
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Everything tastes better with bacon. EVERYTHING.
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03-28-2013, 04:35 PM | #6 |
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Great. Now I have to try to blow myself again.
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03-28-2013, 04:39 PM | #7 |
No mayonnaise for me today!!!
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Way to steal my joke. Now I've got nothing.
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03-28-2013, 04:36 PM | #8 |
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Dudes are going to love this.
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03-28-2013, 04:38 PM | #9 |
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Are they vegan friendly?
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03-28-2013, 05:09 PM | #10 |
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03-28-2013, 05:11 PM | #11 |
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03-28-2013, 05:11 PM | #12 |
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03-28-2013, 06:39 PM | #13 |
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03-28-2013, 05:56 PM | #15 |
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Sweet! My dog is gonna love it!
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