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02-23-2019, 06:43 PM | Topic Starter |
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Let Your Weeks Frustrations Out Here!
Alrighty! I’ve been away from home for over 2 weeks and I want to see my wife, play with my dog, ride my mountain bike and play a video game while I drink a beer. Let’s bitch about what pisses us off!
Right now, I want to break into the media department and choke out the people who make these medication commercials. The setting is so predictable and goes something like this: *Person: smelling flowers and loving life *Narrator: this pill may cause blindness, loss of taste, or your eyeballs may simply fall off your body *Person: pets dog or cat with a big smile or jumps in pool with loving background of friends and family *Narrator: your anus may prolapse and cause you to uncontrollably stick your finger in ear which may result in deafness *Person: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Narrator: this medication may also cause issues of suicidal thoughts, cause you to want to murder puppies, commit infanticide, change the locks on your door so your family can’t get and set the house on fire. Consult your physician. *Person: I'm loving life!!! Wheee!!! Who the hell is using a commercial to shop for medication while trying to catch the weather on the 6pm news? So, what pissed you off this week? This month? This year? Nothing is too trivial, let loose CP! |
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02-23-2019, 06:49 PM | #2 |
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The scammers won't leave my elderly mother alone. She keeps giving them her CC #. I hate those bastards
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02-23-2019, 06:53 PM | #3 | |
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Thanks for the input, sometimes you just want to vent. |
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02-23-2019, 06:55 PM | #4 |
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In here? There ain't enough ****ing room.
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02-23-2019, 07:00 PM | #5 |
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Focus! You have to have some trivial shit that you want to bitch about and the only place people will listen in the intangibility of the internet.
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02-23-2019, 07:17 PM | #6 |
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Old folks at the grocery store, hovering around right in front of what you need to grab
I love you Grandma, but could you PLEASE think about someone else? Yes I'm going to hell |
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02-23-2019, 07:20 PM | #7 |
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No this is true. Just grab the damn cream of mushroom soup that's on sale like we all know you're going to. No you don't need to read the label in the middle of the aisle.
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02-23-2019, 07:27 PM | #8 | |
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I never say a word of course, just smile it off is all you can do We'll all end up like that eventually, lulz |
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02-23-2019, 07:43 PM | #9 |
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02-23-2019, 07:47 PM | #10 |
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02-23-2019, 07:25 PM | #11 |
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Yes, people in stores with udderly no awareness of their surroundings REALLY piss me off!
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02-23-2019, 07:31 PM | #12 |
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Returned home about 7:00 last night from a week in Winter Park, Colorado. Went down to the basement and heard the sump pump running. Hot water heater had started leaking and we had about a half inch of water in our utility room, workout room, and one spare bedroom.
What a great surprise to come home to. #blessed |
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02-23-2019, 07:38 PM | #13 | |
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Caught in time however but water damage is a bitch. Slow burn if not jumped on. |
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02-23-2019, 07:47 PM | #14 |
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Mud is pissing me off , fight that shit all day long damn sure can tell where you should have hauled rock when it was dry . Godamn ruts are 1’1/2 deep then it freezes and you bounce the hell around
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02-23-2019, 07:51 PM | #15 |
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Use a f’ing apostrophe you Neandrathal.
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