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03-24-2023, 12:01 PM | Topic Starter |
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Should Single Men Own Cat(s)?
This topic came up at the bar last night.
My take - Single guy owning a cat = Beta and should not happen. There are some extenuating circumstances by which one might end up with a cat. Dead Wife, Girlfriend, Mom, Sister. But if a single guy actually makes the effort to get a cat as a pet? Unacceptable. I knew the final word could be found here on CP. This place is a bastion of what is right. |
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03-24-2023, 12:02 PM | #2 |
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What kind of beta actually gives a shit about this?
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03-24-2023, 12:02 PM | #3 |
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No one owns a cat, Beta.
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03-24-2023, 12:03 PM | #4 |
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Sure, why not?
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03-24-2023, 02:05 PM | #5 |
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If you use Alpha and Beta….you aren’t an Alpha.
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03-24-2023, 01:22 PM | #8 |
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this x100
any guy who unironically claims hes an alpha is obviously an insecure disaster
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03-24-2023, 12:03 PM | #9 |
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Very strange how old man masculinity works. That somehow a cat is gay. I think a dog is more gay. A dog will follow you everywhere you go, worship you despite you treating it like shit. A cat is independent and does not require someone to baby it or to be clingy with it.
I can go on a vacation and go cat shit in that and eat that. Ill be back in a week. Peace out. Dogs are much much more work and need constant attention.
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I know people love their cats (love you Mr. Blowfish!) but I just can't see why somebody would want to own one over a dog. If you want somebody to ignore you, do the opposite of what you say, and only decide to give you love when THEY feel like it, go get married. Otherwise, get a ****ing dog. |
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