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02-10-2013, 10:03 PM | Topic Starter |
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Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
Ronald Gilbert, father of two, was gunned down in his office in Hoag Hospital located in Orange County, California on Jan. 29 at around 2:45 p.m. local time.
A well respected doctor in the medical community Gilbert was known for his treatment of sexual dysfunctions, especially premature ejaculation. He was the chief scientist at Absorption Pharmaceuticals, and was behind a revolutionary drug that would help men perform sexually much longer than is typically possible. Police do not know what provoked the gunman, who was captured at the scene, and the shooter's name has not yet been released. A single handgun and bullet casings were found by law enforcement. A woman who works in the building, Becky Calderwood, says she recognized the shooter and claims that he was a patient of Dr. Gilbert, according to the Los Angeles Times. She went on to say, "I sit right at the front desk, I would have caught the first bullet." The shooter remains in police custody and is currently being held without bail in the Orange County Jail. http://www.examiner.com/article/prem...ath-own-office RIP. He went before his time. |
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02-10-2013, 10:05 PM | #2 |
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His death came too soon.
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02-10-2013, 10:05 PM | #3 |
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That was a bit premature.
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Seems like this is the last thing that would happen to a guy in his line of work.
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02-10-2013, 10:06 PM | #5 |
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it would take more than a kleenex to clean up this mess.
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02-10-2013, 10:07 PM | #6 |
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02-10-2013, 10:07 PM | #7 |
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I'm guessing that given time, the Doctor would have healed him, but the patient shot prematurely.
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02-10-2013, 10:08 PM | #8 |
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Dr. should have given him a vasectomy, because then he would have been shooting blanks.
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02-10-2013, 10:10 PM | #9 |
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02-10-2013, 10:08 PM | #10 |
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Looks like he got what was coming to him.
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02-10-2013, 10:10 PM | #12 |
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Crazy how we live our entire lives not realizing that it could be finished in a matter of seconds.
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02-10-2013, 10:10 PM | #13 |
**** you, you cretin.
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What a sticky situation
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02-10-2013, 10:10 PM | #14 |
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Let us hope the media outcry does not lead the courts to rush to a premature adjudication.
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02-10-2013, 10:12 PM | #15 |
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Proof that it's hard to be a dick doc.
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