Home and Auto Mansionmania Tournament: Round 1, Heat 10

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2021, 01:52 PM

Mansionmania continues. I'm going to show you the most expensive homes in every state and a few territories, with a few extras thrown in from the largest states to get the tourney up to 64. It'll be a single-elimination tournament.

You will choose among each pair of houses with the following assumptions:

The purchase price for you is $0.
All maintenance, utilities, property taxes, and cleaning is included.
You must live in the home for the rest of your life.
You can't travel more than 100 miles from home (via google maps drive time) other than 1 two-week vacation each year.
You get $250,000 per year as a living allowance
You get an additional living allowance at the cheaper home, which will be valued at 1% of any cost difference annually. I will note this amount in the poll.
You get the furnishings. If unfurnished, you get an allowance that will give you mid-grade furniture in every room.
You get any vehicles in the garage. But only the garage - nothing parked outside.

I encourage you to click on the maps in the listings to see the general location and neighborhood.

Also, I will only enter contestants if they have a sufficient number of photos to judge, as determined by me.

Your entries in this heat are:

Connecticut:

https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...0_M39351-64621

Texas:

https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M89053-34550

jd1020 · 10-12-2021, 01:56 PM

That Connecticut place is ****ing cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean.

And **** Texas. How can people afford to even drive there? Went there last summer and if you even thought about using the highway you were charged $1.19.

**Indian Chief** · 10-12-2021, 01:59 PM

Texas kitchen seems sub par for that stratosphere of house. I'm torn overall.

Pablo · 10-12-2021, 01:59 PM

Blah to both of these.

kepp · 10-12-2021, 02:00 PM

The houses are about equal to me, but I wouldn't even consider living in Connecticut.

Steron · 10-12-2021, 02:03 PM

Both are very similar for me as well. I've lived in Texas. I'm not sure I would want to again. Give me Connecticut for this round.

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2021, 02:08 PM

I like both of these choices.

Connecticut - Classy house, and I wouldn't have to change a thing. The indoor swimming pool is awesome, and the views of the water are great. It's odd that they have both an indoor and outdoor pool, but hey, why not? Plus, I get this great house on the water and I'm only 30 miles away from picking up a Times Square hooker or seeing a Broadway show.

Texas - I don't know how big the Connecticut house is, but the Texas house is bigger. Because Texas. That's a big, big house, and it's really nice looking. I'd do a little redecorating, but not much, and it's also got an amazing indoor pool. I don't know which indoor pool is better. While I'm not a wild about living in Houston, it's got 5 peaceful acres inside a large metro area with all of its amenities, and I'm culturally a slightly better fit in Texas than in Connecticut. Plus, my annual stipend is twice the size in Texas.

There are no losers in this heat, but I'll go with Texas, ironically without any horses.

MagicHef · 10-12-2021, 02:13 PM

I'm surprised that some find these houses similar. CT is beautiful and on the ocean. TX is gaudy and near what looks like a septic runoff channel. Also, I've lived in Houston and I'm not looking to do it again.

Steron · 10-12-2021, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

I'm surprised that some find these houses similar. CT is beautiful and on the ocean. TX is gaudy and near what looks like a septic runoff channel. Also, I've lived in Houston and I'm not looking to do it again.

For me it wasn't that they were physically similar. They both brought out the same level of "wow" factor.

DJ's left nut · 10-12-2021, 02:22 PM

Houston sucks so very, very much.

I didn't even get into the respective houses. I took a look at the satellite views and knew all I needed to know.

SupDock · 10-12-2021, 02:28 PM

The Texas 500k stipend pushed me over the edge.

That would go a long way to making the home more to my personal taste.

**Perineum Ripper** · 10-12-2021, 02:32 PM

https://hallhall.com/property-for-sa...91Y00001vwnfb/

Here is a Texas place for sale

ThaVirus · 10-12-2021, 02:45 PM

This heat would definitely win a contest of most unique swimming pools, that's for sure.

I think I'll go with the Connecticut home due to proximity to NYC. I love NYC and I would probably never get bored exploring that city and all it has to offer. Plus the home itself is right on the water. I could spend a lot of time boating/yachting, etc. Aaaaand, I posted about this in another thread somewhere, but I'd definitely love to have a loft overlooking Central Park like this here:

Could I blow my stipend on a proxy home and split my time between my main estate and this bitchin' condo? If not, I could still afford to rent out a place like this for a few weeks a year and that's pretty rad.

Not to mention, 100 miles doesn't get you jack or shit in Texas. That radius goes a lottttt further in the northeast.

RedRaider56 · 10-12-2021, 02:46 PM

I took Texas, well because its in Texas and not CT. That being said, I hate Houston but would still prefer it over CT.

ThaVirus · 10-12-2021, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Not to mention, 100 miles doesn't get you jack or shit in Texas. That radius goes a lottttt further in the northeast.

OK, forget I said this. 100 miles from Greenwich, CT gets you to New Haven, Poughkeepsie, Camden, Newark and Trenton lol and a 100 miles North doesn't even get you to upstate NY or Vermont where you could get in some good skiing.

NYC is carrying so hard right now.

View Poll Results: Which one do you pick?
Connecticut + $250,000 annual stipend	32	58.18%
Texas + $505,000 annual stipend	21	38.18%
Gosh, I can't decide.	2	3.64%
Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

10-12-2021, 01:52 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2958491 VARSITY	Mansionmania Tournament: Round 1, Heat 10 Mansionmania continues. I'm going to show you the most expensive homes in every state and a few territories, with a few extras thrown in from the largest states to get the tourney up to 64. It'll be a single-elimination tournament. You will choose among each pair of houses with the following assumptions: The purchase price for you is $0. All maintenance, utilities, property taxes, and cleaning is included. You must live in the home for the rest of your life. You can't travel more than 100 miles from home (via google maps drive time) other than 1 two-week vacation each year. You get $250,000 per year as a living allowance You get an additional living allowance at the cheaper home, which will be valued at 1% of any cost difference annually. I will note this amount in the poll. You get the furnishings. If unfurnished, you get an allowance that will give you mid-grade furniture in every room. You get any vehicles in the garage. But only the garage - nothing parked outside. I encourage you to click on the maps in the listings to see the general location and neighborhood. Also, I will only enter contestants if they have a sufficient number of photos to judge, as determined by me. Your entries in this heat are: Connecticut: https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...0_M39351-64621 Texas: https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M89053-34550
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10-12-2021, 01:56 PM	#2
jd1020 In Search of a Life Join Date: Nov 2010 Casino cash: $7692645	That Connecticut place is **ing cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. And ** Texas. How can people afford to even drive there? Went there last summer and if you even thought about using the highway you were charged $1.19.
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10-12-2021, 01:59 PM	#3
Indian Chief Supporter Join Date: Jan 2014 Casino cash: $1699236	Texas kitchen seems sub par for that stratosphere of house. I'm torn overall.
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10-12-2021, 01:59 PM	#4
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $1659356	Blah to both of these.
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10-12-2021, 02:00 PM	#5
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $5209212	The houses are about equal to me, but I wouldn't even consider living in Connecticut.
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10-12-2021, 02:03 PM	#6
Steron Texting Ms. Dobbs Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Virginia Casino cash: $9418246	Both are very similar for me as well. I've lived in Texas. I'm not sure I would want to again. Give me Connecticut for this round.
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10-12-2021, 02:08 PM	#7
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2958491 VARSITY	I like both of these choices. Connecticut - Classy house, and I wouldn't have to change a thing. The indoor swimming pool is awesome, and the views of the water are great. It's odd that they have both an indoor and outdoor pool, but hey, why not? Plus, I get this great house on the water and I'm only 30 miles away from picking up a Times Square hooker or seeing a Broadway show. Texas - I don't know how big the Connecticut house is, but the Texas house is bigger. Because Texas. That's a big, big house, and it's really nice looking. I'd do a little redecorating, but not much, and it's also got an amazing indoor pool. I don't know which indoor pool is better. While I'm not a wild about living in Houston, it's got 5 peaceful acres inside a large metro area with all of its amenities, and I'm culturally a slightly better fit in Texas than in Connecticut. Plus, my annual stipend is twice the size in Texas. There are no losers in this heat, but I'll go with Texas, ironically without any horses. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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10-12-2021, 02:13 PM	#8
MagicHef The Seated Villain Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $2210247	I'm surprised that some find these houses similar. CT is beautiful and on the ocean. TX is gaudy and near what looks like a septic runoff channel. Also, I've lived in Houston and I'm not looking to do it again. __________________ With a sack in 61% of his games, SB MVP Von Miller is the most consistent pass rusher in NFL history.
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10-12-2021, 02:22 PM	#10
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $2649099	Houston sucks so very, very much. I didn't even get into the respective houses. I took a look at the satellite views and knew all I needed to know. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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10-12-2021, 02:28 PM	#11
SupDock MVP Join Date: Oct 2017 Casino cash: $2020400	The Texas 500k stipend pushed me over the edge. That would go a long way to making the home more to my personal taste.
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10-12-2021, 02:32 PM	#12
Perineum Ripper Supporter Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $1569542	https://hallhall.com/property-for-sa...91Y00001vwnfb/ Here is a Texas place for sale
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10-12-2021, 02:45 PM	#13
ThaVirus You gotta kill a few people Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1722369	This heat would definitely win a contest of most unique swimming pools, that's for sure. I think I'll go with the Connecticut home due to proximity to NYC. I love NYC and I would probably never get bored exploring that city and all it has to offer. Plus the home itself is right on the water. I could spend a lot of time boating/yachting, etc. Aaaaand, I posted about this in another thread somewhere, but I'd definitely love to have a loft overlooking Central Park like this here: Could I blow my stipend on a proxy home and split my time between my main estate and this bitchin' condo? If not, I could still afford to rent out a place like this for a few weeks a year and that's pretty rad. Not to mention, 100 miles doesn't get you jack or shit in Texas. That radius goes a lottttt further in the northeast.
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10-12-2021, 02:46 PM	#14
RedRaider56 MVP Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Austin, Texas Casino cash: $3540400	I took Texas, well because its in Texas and not CT. That being said, I hate Houston but would still prefer it over CT.
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