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$0. I would do it for free. It sounds like a peaceful and carefree existence. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$1 to $25,000. I'd need a little spending money, but I don't need to save for retirement. | 0 | 0% | |
$25,001 to $50,000 - I'd want to maintain some sort of lifestyle. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$50,001 to $100,000 - I'd want to live well. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$100,001 to $150,000 - I'd make this count. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$150,0001 to $250,000 - I'd want to leave some sort of legacy. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$250,001 to $500,000 - You'd have to make it really worth my while. | 2 | 4.44% | |
$500,001 to $1 million - I'd need to make up for a lot of stuff I'm missing. | 3 | 6.67% | |
$1.01 million or more - It would have to be an offer I can't refuse. | 4 | 8.89% | |
No amount of money would be worth it. | 26 | 57.78% | |
I already live in a zoo. | 3 | 6.67% | |
I am unable to comprehend such a situation. I think it's unconstitutional. | 2 | 4.44% | |
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10-14-2015, 06:16 PM | #2 |
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A bunch. And the zoo would have to be good with me spanking it frequently.
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10-14-2015, 06:16 PM | #3 |
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And it would have to be enough to order high quality hookers in.
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10-14-2015, 06:26 PM | #4 |
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That doesn't sound like a bad deal I just can't decide on my salary. I get held over and have to work 16 hour days all the time so it's like living at work. Getting that month off & do what ever you want & have interweb all the PS4 games you want to play I'd be down for it.
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10-14-2015, 06:27 PM | #5 |
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10-14-2015, 06:28 PM | #6 |
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Wouldn't it be fun to fling poo and people gawking at you.
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10-14-2015, 06:47 PM | #7 |
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Hey, they want to find out how Americans live. That's part of it.
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10-14-2015, 06:49 PM | #8 |
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Phuk zoos. All of them.
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So it almost becomes a question of trading your privacy (and I guess some social life) for an early and secure retirement. Because in retirement what are you going to do? You're going to sit in your house and find stuff to keep you busy, and maybe you'll go travel a month every year.
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10-14-2015, 07:04 PM | #10 |
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Sounds a lot like a prison to me. No thanks.
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10-14-2015, 07:33 PM | #11 |
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The ritual pacing would wear out my carpet.....
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10-14-2015, 07:46 PM | #12 |
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No amount of money would be worth it.
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10-14-2015, 07:58 PM | #14 |
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I suspect they could arrange that. It would have to be a very small pond, though, because they need room for the howler monkey exhibit next door.
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