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"F_ck Family Fun Night"
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Good stuff. We have a male and female bathroom at the front of our office and when you walk out into that hallway all you smell is funk and air freshener. It smells so rank, like someone died.
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Wheeeeee!!!
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01-31-2006, 08:07 PM | #4 |
"F_ck Family Fun Night"
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I know. I pity the mailman and the UPS man. They have to walk through the funk everyday. I work for the state, fortunately our office is closed to the public, because that would be there first smell.
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01-31-2006, 09:39 PM | #5 |
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OMG......I laughed my ass off. Great find 4th. hahaha.
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01-31-2006, 09:47 PM | #6 |
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4th's Prescription for the Day:
Flush--Camo-Cough--Repeat PRN Almost had an escapee reading this sumbitch!!
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Life is changing..
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01-02-2019, 02:59 PM | #8 |
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I guess I'm an out of the closet pooper. I don't take a magazine with me or anything, but I just don't give a ****.
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01-02-2019, 03:24 PM | #9 |
Life is changing..
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01-02-2019, 03:45 PM | #10 |
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Curious how this old thread got bumped?
I mean did the Turd Burglar happen and then you frantically search CP? |
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01-02-2019, 04:20 PM | #11 |
I could of gone pro
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Most of that stuff is true, that's why it's so funny. I never forgot this incident, it happened in 1973. I working at the Savannah shipyard and there was latrine in the middle of the yard for everyone to use.
I was standing at the sink washing my hands when a guy came out of the stall behind and said, "man that was good, I don't know what's better, a good shit or a good ****", and the guy at the next sink said, "either I don't know anything about shitin' or you don't know anything about ****in'. True story that I never forgot. |
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01-02-2019, 04:22 PM | #12 |
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There's a bathroom on the second floor of my building which is really a storage floor plus a meeting room/break room that is seldom used. I've got the only key to said bathroom. It's my haven unless I've got a jailbreak going on and there are girls in the breakroom which is right next door.
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Ah, another poop thread.
Yay.
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But the worst pussy I ever had was still better than the best shit of my life.
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I don't announce "well, I gotta go take a shit! But I don't sneak around, neither. Everybody poops.
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