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Writing a Note to your 1994-Season Self
What would you say? I was thinking about this when I recalled that Rany did a piece similar in nature, but not quite: https://www.theringer.com/nfl-playof...l-breakthrough
We were just coming off an AFC Championship game loss, but there were still good times ahead. Incredibly frustrating times, but good times nonetheless. Even the 2000s had the Vermeil teams prior to the doldrums of the late 2000s, early 2010s. At that point, we hit what had to be the nadir of my fandom. I mean, a dude killed himself at 1 Arrowhead Drive. What if you only had 280 characters? How do you briefly describe the rise of our Savior and the fruits of the symbiotic relationship between our coach and new GM? |
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08-12-2020, 08:20 PM | #2 |
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Why???
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08-12-2020, 08:23 PM | #3 |
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Buy every share of Amazon stock you can get your hands on, asshole
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So that you don't Belcher yourself after a no-punt playoff loss.
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Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting. |
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08-12-2020, 08:26 PM | #5 |
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I know you haven't learned to read this yet so this letter probably is going to do a lot of good but Go Chiefs! And in a few years don't leave that signed Carlos Beltran baseball in your seat, you little shit.
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08-12-2020, 08:29 PM | #6 |
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PS. And don't go around that sixteen-year-old Larry kid across the street, he'll make you suck his dick.
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08-12-2020, 08:35 PM | #7 |
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Find and murder Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards. Believe me, kid.
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You would of had to wait 3 years to do that, but good advise. It opened at $18 a share in 1997, which means if you would have invested 10K, it would be worth over 12M at today's price.
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08-12-2020, 08:45 PM | #9 |
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Hey, man. I know you're enjoying Joe Montana. And I know you're going to think Steve Bono is almost as good as Joe Montana. So just try to enjoy this, and enjoy that game against the Donks in '97.
And I mean it. Enjoy it all. Because when '98 rolls around, you're going to get a wake up call. And you'll still probably enjoy it it a little bit. But get wise fast, and watch out for the bald guy. He's literally Satan! But don't worry, football Jesus is coming. So hang in there. And learn Adobe Suite. PS - Do NOT bring a sign to section 324 for your first Chiefs game. Dumbass. PPS - Jesus Christ, try not to be a bitch online. And instead of driving around the block three times, GO IN TO THE PARTY.
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I didn’t even know how to read.
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I'd want to give myself hope, and I also wouldn't want to spoil it by saying anything too specific because I'd want to enjoy all of the seasons in between. So I'd go with this:
It may take a while, but you will see at least one Super Bowl win in your lifetime, and it will not be a fluke. Things will start turning around as soon as you think it can’t get any worse, and it will be glorious. Prepare yourself for the greatest player in NFL history.
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08-12-2020, 10:14 PM | #12 |
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Turn off 2020 after February 2nd.
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08-12-2020, 10:16 PM | #13 |
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Don't bother having high hopes for the Chiefs until 2019. Ditto the St. Louis Blues. Get laid a lot, drink less, and stay away from that pretty chick from Chicago that chats you up in the office. But 2019 will be epic.
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08-12-2020, 10:18 PM | #15 |
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