ENDelt's deck thread - Page 2

ENDelt260 · 04-19-2005, 06:55 PM

One of my favorite things about my condo is my big deck. Unfortunately, my deck's kinda ****ed up. I knew it was ****ed up when I bought the joint, but I've never gotten around to doing anything about it. I'm finally taking care of that now. Over the next couple weeks I'm getting bids on getting work done on it. I figured I should put my digital camera to good use and document the transformation.

An added benefit of sharing the pics here is some of you fellers that like to build stuff and know all about that might pipe up from time to time and say, "Hey, you should do this." Or, "Holy smokes, you dipshit. I can't believe you did that."

I find the deck kinda hard to explain to folks who have never seen it. Hopefully these pics make it easier to understand what my situation is. If I can provide a better picture or description of something, let me know.

ENDelt260 · 04-19-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

How many times have you had sex out there?

I can't say I can really think of any off the top of my head.

There's not really a lot of good spots out there. That table's usually filthy. The walls aren't smooth, I'd imagine they'd be quite uncomfortable to lean against. Even if the boards were new and perfect, they'd still be hard and uncomfortable. As it is, they're in quite the state of disrepair. No one would consider laying down on them.

Now, the hot tub on the other hand...

ENDelt260 · 05-16-2005, 07:18 PM

Phil got to town today and started tearing up my deck..

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ENDelt260 · 05-16-2005, 07:19 PM

Phil's best attempt at making my neighbors hate me

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PastorMikH · 05-16-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

How many times have you had sex out there?

Probably none. That deck doesn't look like it could support the weight.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 05-16-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Probably none. That deck doesn't look like it could support the weight.

Zing!

Jenson71 · 05-16-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Now, the hot tub on the other hand...

You have a hot tub or you're gonna put one up there?

Grill?

**Phobia** · 05-16-2005, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

You have a hot tub or you're gonna put one up there?

Grill?

Dude - just wait for the after shots.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 05-16-2005, 09:39 PM

You gonna tile that sumbitch?

KCWolfman · 05-16-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Phil's best attempt at making my neighbors hate me

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That's his best?

Damn, I would have used some spray paint graffiti on the boards mentioning everyone's ethnicity.

Don't tell me he is playing that Celine Dion music real loud while he works again.

ENDelt260 · 05-16-2005, 11:21 PM

Everyone's ethnicity? Dude, I live in Scottsdale. The only non-white people in this town a) don't speak English and b) are either selling roses at your local drinking establishment or hanging out at Home Depot waiting for Phil to come pick them up to help work on my deck.

KCWolfman · 05-16-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Everyone's ethnicity? Dude, I live in Scottsdale. The only non-white people in this town a) don't speak English and b) are either selling roses at your local drinking establishment or hanging out at Home Depot waiting for Phil to come pick them up to help work on my deck.

LOL. My kids said the same thing about Home Depot when they visited the grandparents in Phoenix last January.

Logical · 05-17-2005, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Got interrupted for a minute. Here's a shot of the deck standing on it.

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I see the Arizona sun has done a number on it. Are you planning to replace it with more wood or a composite material?

**Skip Towne** · 05-17-2005, 07:20 AM

Shouldn't this job have been scheduled for December when the temperature was below 130°?

ENDelt260 · 05-17-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav

I see the Arizona sun has done a number on it. Are you planning to replace it with more wood or a composite material?

Wood. Phil thought the synthetic stuff would get too hot.

ENDelt260 · 05-17-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Shouldn't this job have been scheduled for December when the temperature was below 130°?

Hey, that's Phil's problem. Well, unless he has a stroke before he finishes. That would suck.

04-19-2005, 06:55 PM
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $802	ENDelt's deck thread One of my favorite things about my condo is my big deck. Unfortunately, my deck's kinda **ed up. I knew it was **ed up when I bought the joint, but I've never gotten around to doing anything about it. I'm finally taking care of that now. Over the next couple weeks I'm getting bids on getting work done on it. I figured I should put my digital camera to good use and document the transformation. An added benefit of sharing the pics here is some of you fellers that like to build stuff and know all about that might pipe up from time to time and say, "Hey, you should do this." Or, "Holy smokes, you dipshit. I can't believe you did that." I find the deck kinda hard to explain to folks who have never seen it. Hopefully these pics make it easier to understand what my situation is. If I can provide a better picture or description of something, let me know.
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05-16-2005, 11:21 PM	#25
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $802	Everyone's ethnicity? Dude, I live in Scottsdale. The only non-white people in this town a) don't speak English and b) are either selling roses at your local drinking establishment or hanging out at Home Depot waiting for Phil to come pick them up to help work on my deck. __________________
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05-17-2005, 07:20 AM	#28
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