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Hootie · 02-14-2013, 10:49 PM

ok men, it's the area code system

the first number is a rating based off of face/prettiness...

oh that girl is super cute (probably a 7-9)...average a 5...gross a 1

the second number is a yes or no; 1 for yes (I would **** her), 0 for no (I wouldn't)

my friend Kenny and I decided there is no such thing as a 0...so pretty much, the 2nd number is always a 1

the third number is body...a super model body with great tits and a wonderful ass is a 9. These rarely exist. Same idea as face...you could have a butterface (218) or a pretty girl with nothing else (812)...

Me? I only date 716 and above...anything else is fodder...I prefer 718 of, course (too pretty gets too scary...I'll take a hot bod and a decent prettiness level 10 times out of 10...I don't need to deal with girl ego)...

besides...I'm not cool enough to approach a 919 and how often do you ever see a 919 anyways? And if you do, I'm pretty sure they aren't banging any of us...716 through 718 is the girlfriend target area...

515 is the 'meh a warm hole will do'...

616 is pretty cool...618 is more than good.

but yeah...lots of 515's bar hopping adult bars...TONS OF 718 (AND I MEAN TONS) all over campus...it's like, omg. It's so much different from even 5 years ago.

02-14-2013, 10:49 PM	#11
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	ok men, it's the area code system the first number is a rating based off of face/prettiness... oh that girl is super cute (probably a 7-9)...average a 5...gross a 1 the second number is a yes or no; 1 for yes (I would **** her), 0 for no (I wouldn't) my friend Kenny and I decided there is no such thing as a 0...so pretty much, the 2nd number is always a 1 the third number is body...a super model body with great tits and a wonderful ass is a 9. These rarely exist. Same idea as face...you could have a butterface (218) or a pretty girl with nothing else (812)... Me? I only date 716 and above...anything else is fodder...I prefer 718 of, course (too pretty gets too scary...I'll take a hot bod and a decent prettiness level 10 times out of 10...I don't need to deal with girl ego)... besides...I'm not cool enough to approach a 919 and how often do you ever see a 919 anyways? And if you do, I'm pretty sure they aren't banging any of us...716 through 718 is the girlfriend target area... 515 is the 'meh a warm hole will do'... 616 is pretty cool...618 is more than good. but yeah...lots of 515's bar hopping adult bars...TONS OF 718 (AND I MEAN TONS) all over campus...it's like, omg. It's so much different from even 5 years ago.
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