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Old 04-16-2024, 04:58 PM   #1
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Whenever I think back on the OJ trial, I always inevitably come back to this great set from Dana Carvey back in 1995. There are some moments in this 8 minute set that are positively belly busters... Sorry, I'm an idiot, and I can't imbed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_CtUR9Lh0&t=499s
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Old 04-16-2024, 05:08 PM   #2
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Whenever I think back on the OJ trial, I always inevitably come back to this great set from Dana Carvey back in 1995. There are some moments in this 8 minute set that are positively belly busters... Sorry, I'm an idiot, and I can't imbed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_CtUR9Lh0&t=499s
Is that the one where he’s like, “we’re framing OJ, you in?!” Lol and does the Bill Clinton impersonation and is all, “your framing OJ eh? Well I kinda like OJ, but this is just too damn good, we have got to get that son of a bitch!”

My brothers and I have been quoting that since it came out. One of my fave standups ever… barely ever run into anyone that knows of that one!
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Old 04-16-2024, 05:12 PM   #3
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Is that the one where he’s like, “we’re framing OJ, you in?!” Lol and does the Bill Clinton impersonation and is all, “your framing OJ eh? Well I kinda like OJ, but this is just too damn good, we have got to get that son of a bitch!”

My brothers and I have been quoting that since it came out. One of my fave standups ever… barely ever run into anyone that knows of that one!
Yup! That's the one! The Clinton part always cracks me up... And imagining Chris Darden coming home at the end of another day at the clown show, dark, quiet house. Door shuts behind him. And then, from the darkness you hear: MUTHA****AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Old 04-17-2024, 08:03 AM   #4
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Whenever I think back on the OJ trial, I always inevitably come back to this great set from Dana Carvey back in 1995. There are some moments in this 8 minute set that are positively belly busters... Sorry, I'm an idiot, and I can't imbed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_CtUR9Lh0&t=499s
Ha!

Always loved that set.



The Japanese guy immediately came to mind as soon as I saw "Dana Carvey" in your post. And the gravelly "What else did you ignoooore?" is still in the rotation of things I'll say to my idiot children and/or buddy from High School.
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Old 04-17-2024, 12:20 PM   #5
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Ha!

Always loved that set.



The Japanese guy immediately came to mind as soon as I saw "Dana Carvey" in your post. And the gravelly "What else did you ignoooore?" is still in the rotation of things I'll say to my idiot children and/or buddy from High School.
Hahaha, there’s so much there…. His Johnnie Cochran impersonation…. “Why are we even having a trial? I’m gonna play a little jazz trumpet for y’all.” Ya honor’s a sexy man. If I was a gay man, I’d wanna have sex with ya honor…”
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