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Old 01-28-2012, 03:36 PM  
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Small things in life that gravel your ass
What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:31 AM   #346
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:35 AM   #347
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The guy who's swerving all over the road going about 55 because he's texting/talking on his cell phone and the second he see's you trying to pass he's got to floor it and cut you off because if you get passed on the interstate it means your penis is small and you're less of a man....or something...
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:38 AM   #348
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The upside is that Billay might do you a solid and lick your graveled ass clean.
In all honesty I don't believe he'd get it completely clean.

He's miss a spot or stop to see how Chiefsplanet felt the act might impact his (vast, VAST) employment opportunities...
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Old 02-19-2017, 12:11 AM   #349
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I'll tell you what does gravel my ass lately.

The banking industry and loan processes have changed due to government regulations. Huge pain in the ass.
I'm with you bud.

**** you very much Buehler445, have a wonderful day.
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:29 AM   #350
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:52 AM   #351
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Old 02-19-2017, 10:55 AM   #352
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Hotel jeans? Are those jeans made just for wearing in hotels? Or are they made by the hotel and offered like a bath robe? Is there no room for testicles in the jeans? Or no ballroom for dancing in the hotel wearing your new jeans? I'm not sure what to think.
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Old 02-19-2017, 12:35 PM   #353
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Hotel jeans? Are those jeans made just for wearing in hotels? Or are they made by the hotel and offered like a bath robe? Is there no room for testicles in the jeans? Or no ballroom for dancing in the hotel wearing your new jeans? I'm not sure what to think.


I half hope you are trying [and failing] at humor.

It's 50/50 [and not hindsight].
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Getting asked a bunch of questions in the morning before your shift even starts. I have a guy who does this and he bugs the **** out of me. I literally told him one day "it's not 6:30 yet let me get my shit together". He still doesn't get it.
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I was on an airplane watching people eating peanuts, and two guys on aisles ahead of me were holding the tiny peanut bag up over their heads and pouring peanuts into their mouths. This enrages me. Reach in and pull the peanuts out, people. It's simple. Don't throw back the peanut bag like it's a shot glass.

The only thing worse is when people hold the peanuts in the palm of their hand and jiggle them around and then hold their hand up and toss them into their mouth.

I have no idea why this bothers me, but I cannot abide by it.
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I was on an airplane watching people eating peanuts, and two guys on aisles ahead of me were holding the tiny peanut bag up over their heads and pouring peanuts into their mouths. This enrages me. Reach in and pull the peanuts out, people. It's simple. Don't throw back the peanut bag like it's a shot glass.

The only thing worse is when people hold the peanuts in the palm of their hand and jiggle them around and then hold their hand up and toss them into their mouth.

I have no idea why this bothers me, but I cannot abide by it.
I do this with hot cheetos (the first part of your gripe)
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I do this with hot cheetos (the first part of your gripe)
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