Psycho ex-stories - Page 23

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

The boy wanted his socks back out of SPITE.

He wanted her out of his ice cream out of SPITE.

He wanted her out of his bathroom out of SPITE.

He wanted his socks back because they were his, and the relationship was over.

He made a stupid comment about the ice cream cause he was in a pissy mood. so sue him.

He wanted her out of the bathroom cause she is a psycho locked in a room with his pills. And she obviously wanted attention or she wouldn't have flipped.

That estrogen has eroded your brain. You are 100% irrational emotion.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by leviw

Ahh...that sounds nice.

Yes, pie does sound appealing.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Says the guy who just wants something warm and preferably not stinky to insert his c*ck into.

says the guy who is obviously a woman.

...or at least lacking the testosterone-producing portion of your body.

(better check your wife's purse)

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

After we've handed over everything else in our lives, is having a pair of socks we can call our own really asking that much?

you wouldn't ask that if you felt my cold toes

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

He wanted his socks back because they were his, and the relationship was over.

He made a stupid comment about the ice cream cause he was in a pissy mood. so sue him.

He wanted her out of the bathroom cause she is a psycho locked in a room with his pills. And she obviously wanted attention or she wouldn't have flipped.

That estrogen has eroded your brain. You are 100% irrational emotion.

Do you get that its not normal that you can't trust a girl in your bathroom?

leviw · 01-17-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, pie does sound appealing.

Eh, not much volume there.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

There is two sides to every coin, and on the flip side of said coin, who can blame us for wanting a little up front proof of our own that they are willing to be reasonable? Because I am not seeing reason in this discussion. I am seeing justification for everything the woman did, I am seeing the guy being called names because he asked for the return of his property, I am seeing his words being blown out of proportion and/or twisted to come across differently than what he initially posted, I am seeing him made out to be a full blown prick because he was having a bad night.

It's redamndiculous.

If you're ever in Williamsport, PA give me a holler, I'll buy you a beer or two.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, pie does sound appealing.

no pride, self-esteem, common sense, or testicles.

pie is all donger has left.

especially since his wife is fucking other guys and talking shit on that p^ssy she's married to.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

says the guy who is obviously a woman.

...or at least lacking the testosterone-producing portion of your body.

(better check your wife's purse)

Actually, my wife and I have a very equitable relationship. Thankfully, we worked through all the competitive bullshit, survived it, and are very happy.

If that makes me a woman in your eyes, so be it. The challenge has made me more of a man than I ever thought possible.

leviw · 01-17-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Do you get that its not normal that you can't trust a girl in your bathroom?

The last chic that used my bathroom pissed in my shower. Was happy to tell me about it, too. I could see how that could bother some.

I, on the other hand, found solace in the fact that it all probably went down the drain.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

no pride, self-esteem, common sense, or testicles.

pie is all donger has left.

especially since his wife is fucking other guys and talking shit on that p^ssy she's married to.

Like I said, you're hanging out with the wrong females.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Do you get that its not normal that you can't trust a girl in your bathroom?

last time I trusted a girl in my bathroom she punched holes in her diaphram.

fucking b!tch wife.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 08:53 PM

Some of you are real ****ing winners.

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

you wouldn't ask that if you felt my cold toes

Actually, Bob Dole has only participated in this topic for the entertainment value.

Does anyone really believe that Bob Dole would refuse to shave or cut his hair for 6 months because Bob Dole honestly gives a shit about what anyone thinks? (Ignoring the glamour and fame that will accompany the world record eyebrow.)

We all have to choose our battles. If "ice cream" or "socks" is the best the poor bastard can muster, let him have his fantasy.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Do you get that its not normal that you can't trust a girl in your bathroom?

I am convinced that there will be no convincing you. You are ignoring the facts of situation and inserting your own beliefs/experiences. She was in an extremely agitated state and when I say agitated, I mean OFF THE ****ING WALL. I wouldn't feel comfortable with anyone locking themselves in my bathroom or any other room of my apartment, guy or girl who clearly wishes me ill.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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