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04-10-2017, 11:45 AM | #2 |
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Some friends used something similar to this to teach their dog to stay off the sofas. It worked well.
It's a plastic "pad" with blunted spikes to cause discomfort but not pain. https://www.chewy.com/mammoth-x-mat-...B&gclsrc=aw.ds
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04-10-2017, 11:46 AM | #3 |
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Bigfoots loads work well apparently.
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04-10-2017, 11:49 AM | #4 |
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Get a spray bottle with water in it and leave it there. Every time you see them on the furniture, spray them with it. They'll learn eventually.
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04-10-2017, 11:52 AM | #5 |
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Foot in ass. Repeatedly. They'll learn
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04-10-2017, 11:55 AM | #6 |
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Lots of chocolate and antifreeze.
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04-10-2017, 12:33 PM | #7 |
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Answer me this smart guy. If antifreeze is such a bad idea why is it in 90% of people's solutions when people post about problems they are having?
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04-10-2017, 12:37 PM | #8 |
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It's ****ing patio furniture. Give the dogs a break. I think we all know who the real bitch is here.
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It's goddamn patio furniture - who really cares?
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04-10-2017, 12:42 PM | #10 |
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I went through this once. I put stuff on the furniture, like a box, preventing them from getting up there. After a while, they just didn't.
You could just cover the furniture when not in use. We cover out outdoor furniture, but that is because of the sun beams here. If there are cushions, just lift them so it's not a good spot to dog. |
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04-10-2017, 12:45 PM | #11 |
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agreed with the patio furniture thing, but try aluminum foil
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Spray liquid aids on the set and then show them Philadelphia. They'll get the hint.
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04-10-2017, 12:49 PM | #13 |
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04-10-2017, 12:50 PM | #14 |
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Yeah, repeated whoopings is the answer. Players choice on whether dog or wife needs it.
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