Life Former Ohio Morgue worker gets laid more than XZtop123 - Page 4

Al Bundy · 08-18-2014, 05:06 PM

http://time.com/3135722/ohio-morgue-...nneth-douglas/
"I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down"

An Ohio county where a man admitted to having sex with corpses while employed at the morgue can be held liable for his actions, a federal appeals court has ruled.

Kenneth Douglas, who worked night shifts at the Hamilton County morgue from 1976 until 1992, said in a deposition he had sex with up to 100 dead bodies, often while drunk or high on drugs, WCPO Cincinnati reports. “I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” Douglas said.

Families of the victims sued the county in 2012, after Douglas was charged and convicted in three cases of gross abuse of a corpse. Douglas’ DNA was discovered in 2008 on the body of Karen Range, who was 19 when she died in 1992. Douglas reportedly had sex with Range, and other victims, while the bodies were awaiting autopsy.

The county maintains it can’t be held accountable for the actions of its employees. But on Friday, the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled a jury could find the county’s former coroner and morgue “recklessly and wantonly” neglected to supervise Douglas, WCPO reports. This is the fourth lawsuit Hamilton County has faced for allegedly improperly handling corpses.

A key piece of evidence was Douglas’ wife’s testimony that when she called to report her husband coming home from work smelling like sex and alcohol, she was told “whatever happens on county property, in county time, is county business.”

BlackHelicopters · 08-19-2014, 09:06 AM

Can't comprehend

Dayze · 08-19-2014, 09:08 AM

Are we talking really dead? ...or just recently dead within the hour? And how hot is she?....was she.

tooge · 08-19-2014, 09:18 AM

what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue

lawrenceRaider · 08-19-2014, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder

He saw the movie night watch

This was my first thought from the story as well.

**Nzoner** · 08-19-2014, 09:36 AM

His favorite movie

**Rain Man** · 08-19-2014, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze

Are we talking really dead? ...or just recently dead within the hour? And how hot is she?....was she.

Not hot at all, most likely. I would suspect that she's cold.

Dayze · 08-19-2014, 11:06 AM

Damn. Never mind then

Graystoke · 08-19-2014, 11:13 AM

No means Dead

**Rain Man** · 08-19-2014, 11:20 AM

So where does necrophilia rank among the different things that a person can copulate with? If we consider a list of potential partners, how would they be ranked? Consider the candidates to be:

Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (same sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Fruits or vegetables
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (please specify as diplomatically as possible)

Please rank these in order from the most acceptable to least acceptable. You may compile different rankings for men and for women if you wish.

Frosty · 08-19-2014, 11:22 AM

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after Douglas was charged and convicted in three cases of gross abuse of a corpse.

Good name for the crime.

**Rain Man** · 08-19-2014, 11:28 AM

My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal

stumppy · 08-19-2014, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal

I would add two things at the bottom of both lists:

Sex with a Bronco fan
Sex with a raider fan

**loochy** · 08-19-2014, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy

I would add two things at the bottom of both lists:

Sex with a Bronco fan
Sex with a raider fan

Sex with XZtop123

Fairplay · 08-19-2014, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant

I was thinking

Not bony enough/ Omaha

Graystoke · 08-19-2014, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

Sex with XZtop123

08-18-2014, 05:06 PM
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $5391831	Former Ohio Morgue worker gets laid more than XZtop123 http://time.com/3135722/ohio-morgue-...nneth-douglas/ "I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down" An Ohio county where a man admitted to having sex with corpses while employed at the morgue can be held liable for his actions, a federal appeals court has ruled. Kenneth Douglas, who worked night shifts at the Hamilton County morgue from 1976 until 1992, said in a deposition he had sex with up to 100 dead bodies, often while drunk or high on drugs, WCPO Cincinnati reports. “I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” Douglas said. Families of the victims sued the county in 2012, after Douglas was charged and convicted in three cases of gross abuse of a corpse. Douglas’ DNA was discovered in 2008 on the body of Karen Range, who was 19 when she died in 1992. Douglas reportedly had sex with Range, and other victims, while the bodies were awaiting autopsy. The county maintains it can’t be held accountable for the actions of its employees. But on Friday, the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled a jury could find the county’s former coroner and morgue “recklessly and wantonly” neglected to supervise Douglas, WCPO reports. This is the fourth lawsuit Hamilton County has faced for allegedly improperly handling corpses. A key piece of evidence was Douglas’ wife’s testimony that when she called to report her husband coming home from work smelling like sex and alcohol, she was told “whatever happens on county property, in county time, is county business.”
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Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5199358	Are we talking really dead? ...or just recently dead within the hour? And how hot is she?....was she. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5199358	Damn. Never mind then __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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08-19-2014, 11:20 AM	#54
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	So where does necrophilia rank among the different things that a person can copulate with? If we consider a list of potential partners, how would they be ranked? Consider the candidates to be: Live human (opposite sex) Live human (same sex) Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual) Fruits or vegetables Dead human (opposite sex) Dead human (same sex) Nonhuman mammal Nonhuman non-mammal Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there) Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement) Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator) Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole) Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe) Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush) Other (please specify as diplomatically as possible) Please rank these in order from the most acceptable to least acceptable. You may compile different rankings for men and for women if you wish. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-19-2014, 11:28 AM	#56
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it. Live human (opposite sex) Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator) Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement) Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual) Live human (same sex) Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there) Fruits or vegetables Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush) Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole) Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe) Dead human (opposite sex) Dead human (same sex) Nonhuman mammal Nonhuman non-mammal Other (none specified) For women, my list differs notably: Live human (same sex) Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator) Fruits or vegetables Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush) Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance) Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole) Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement) Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there) Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe) Live human (opposite sex) Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual) Dead human (same sex) Dead human (opposite sex) Nonhuman mammal Nonhuman non-mammal __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,338