Misc -- Discuss strategies on how to pull some hot puss' on Halloween, via your costume. - Page 7

**Easy 6** · 10-17-2009, 09:55 AM

Go as a well stuffed wallet with a huge dick, you'll be swamped with horny cooter all night.

KCUnited · 10-17-2009, 09:54 AM

Tim Gunn. Designeerrrrsss.

I know the dude is ghey, but its a fairly easy costume, chicks love that dude, and it would speak volumes to your security.

JohninGpt · 10-17-2009, 10:19 AM

Look at my horse, my horse is AMAZING!

10-17-2009, 03:16 PM

i say you should go as a giant condom, it would spark up a conversation

Pioli Zombie · 10-17-2009, 10:00 PM

I'm going to lay on someones lawn and say I'm an "easement"
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ChiefJustice · 10-17-2009, 10:58 PM

I had a friend who wore a basic monk outfit every Halloween during the 90's.

Always had ladies in each arm every year.

nstygma · 10-18-2009, 01:18 AM

how about zohan, but with a hair dryer and a paul mitchell book

BWillie · 10-30-2009, 02:10 AM

Well, since you wear shirts that say Dorsia and quote American Psycho like there is no tomorrow. Just go as Bateman. Suit up. Slick your hair back. Buy a see through button up raincoat, cigar. And splooge fake flood on you while yelling "Try getting a reservation at Dorsias now you fuckin' stupid bastard!"

But then again, you said strategies about pulling some hot puss. So maybe not a good idea.

LaChapelle · 10-30-2009, 07:11 AM

Next time just rest a iced drink in your lap/crotch

Nixhex · 10-30-2009, 07:21 AM

Dress like one of those Indian snake charmers. Have a stuffed snake hanging out of your zipper. Tell the girls if they sing to it, it will dance.

**ChiTown** · 10-30-2009, 07:28 AM

"pull some hot puss"

Honestly, I haven't heard that phrase in a while. Thanks

BY1401 · 10-30-2009, 07:37 AM

If you lived closer to me, I'd let you drive my Corvette on Halloween.

Doesn't matter what you dress up as. You'll get all the hot puss' you want.

Direckshun · 10-30-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BY1401

If you lived closer to me, I'd let you drive my Corvette on Halloween.

Doesn't matter what you dress up as. You'll get all the hot puss' you want.

Do you drive INTO the bar? Or are you just douchey enough to tell everybody at the bar you brought a Corvette?

BY1401 · 10-30-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Do you drive INTO the bar? Or are you just douchey enough to tell everybody at the bar you brought a Corvette?

Lol.

I'm not douchey enough to go to a bar on Halloween.

Demonpenz · 10-30-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BY1401

If you lived closer to me, I'd let you drive my Corvette on Halloween.

Doesn't matter what you dress up as. You'll get all the hot puss' you want.

THIS

10-17-2009, 09:55 AM	#1
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3557775	Go as a well stuffed wallet with a huge dick, you'll be swamped with horny cooter all night.
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10-17-2009, 09:54 AM	#2
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2118244	Tim Gunn. Designeerrrrsss. I know the dude is ghey, but its a fairly easy costume, chicks love that dude, and it would speak volumes to your security.
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10-17-2009, 10:19 AM	#3
JohninGpt Dammit Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Busted Stick, IT Casino cash: $5328304	Look at my horse, my horse is AMAZING!
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10-17-2009, 03:16 PM	#4
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10-17-2009, 10:00 PM	#5
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	I'm going to lay on someones lawn and say I'm an "easement" Posted via Mobile Device
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10-17-2009, 10:58 PM	#6
ChiefJustice The Stig Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: "Some say he has no home" Casino cash: $10004900	I had a friend who wore a basic monk outfit every Halloween during the 90's. Always had ladies in each arm every year. __________________ Dante Hicks: But you hate people. Randal Graves: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
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10-18-2009, 01:18 AM	#7
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10-30-2009, 02:10 AM	#8
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10-30-2009, 07:11 AM	#9
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Next time just rest a iced drink in your lap/crotch
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10-30-2009, 07:21 AM	#10
Nixhex Chiefn' It Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: IndepMo Casino cash: $8225142	Dress like one of those Indian snake charmers. Have a stuffed snake hanging out of your zipper. Tell the girls if they sing to it, it will dance.
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10-30-2009, 07:28 AM	#11
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10-30-2009, 07:37 AM	#12
BY1401 Living the Good Life. Join Date: Apr 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	If you lived closer to me, I'd let you drive my Corvette on Halloween. Doesn't matter what you dress up as. You'll get all the hot puss' you want.
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