All Things Video Games & Game Reviews

[Gonzo]

Hey guys...
Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it.

Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following:

Storyline
Challenge
Replayability
Graphics
Online functionality
Downloadable content
AI/npc's
Price
Length of gameplay

You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions.

Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think.

1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit.
2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis.
3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma.
4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy.
5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse.
6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin.
7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk.
8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly.
9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this ****er.
10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to **** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA.


EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well.
Enjoy!

[Mother****erJones]

Ok. So I beat Old Blood DLC for Wolfenstein. Absolutely loved it!

[aturnis]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Oh never mind I rebooted or restarted the PS4 system and now got it to do what I wanted it too/that was still stupid

You're ****ing hilarious bruh.

Also hilarious is that the literal fix was turning it off and on again.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones

Ok. So I beat Old Blood DLC for Wolfenstein. Absolutely loved it!

I'm stuck at the opening of Wolfburg. I can't sneak past those bastards. Maybe I'm just burned out from binge playing this damned game...

[Mother****erJones]

Originally Posted by Bowser

I'm stuck at the opening of Wolfburg. I can't sneak past those bastards. Maybe I'm just burned out from binge playing this damned game...

Just take your time and and use silenced weapon. Make sure to take out the main leaders who will trigger the alarm

[ragedogg69]

So, FYI picked up MGSV for $43 at nuuvem.com. No VPN necessary. Coupon FOX-DIE-40 They have Mad Max for $25 as well.

[Mother****erJones]

I got MGSV for free my friend bought it and we share games. Anywho, I'm really into it so far. Haven't played enough to give my review

[WhitiE]

Anyone planning on buying forza 6?

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones

Just take your time and and use silenced weapon. Make sure to take out the main leaders who will trigger the alarm

Yeah, once I stepped away from the game and came back to it, it was no problem, lol. I think I was starting to see cross eyed at that point due to the binge play.

[007]

is gears of war ultimate edition just the one game or all three?

also, can we turn off the auto play on that video?

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by Guru

is gears of war ultimate edition just the one game or all three?

also, can we turn off the auto play on that video?

Tried to edit the code but no dice. Had to delete that post.

[Gonzo]

Until Dawn review (PS4 Exclusive):

So I picked this up last week as a "wtf" type game. Just for shits and grins to help pass the time until Metal Gear and Mad Max were released.
On one hand, I'm glad I did. On another, it was a one shot type deal which disappointed the hell out of me.
Here's a quick rundown...

Until Dawn is a "point and click" adventure game much like Quantic Dreams' recent games or a Telltale effort. The game was under development for quite some time I guess. It was originally slated for a last-gen release but they pushed it back and did some serious upgrades to show off the PS4's abilities. It did succeed on that count. The graphics, music and atmosphere are wonderful.
Gameplay, however...
Well let's delve into that a bit.
If you're a huge horror movie fan from the late 90's and early 2000's then you'll love this game. It's your basic horror film brought to life. This thing is an 8 hour interactive movie. You play as 8 different characters that are all in their early 20's or late teens. They all are exceedingly attractive and you're trying to keep them alive. Of course they're there on the one year anniversary of a horrible accident that took the lives of two of their friends.
The group notices things aren't quite right and sure enough, a serial killer is on the prowl.
Jump scares, Quick Time Events and more jump scares dissolve into huge "What The **** is Happening" moments when the storyline goes tits up near the end. Don't get me wrong, it does get the adrenalin pumping a lot but you eventually know when you're being set up after a while. The game is very well put together, very polished and entertaining. It can get very gory on occasion and there's a certain aspect of the game that I really appreciated. It tries to assess what makes you really freak out by having you ask several questions via several psychiatrist visits. It then utilizes that info against you and it works well.

Like I mentioned above, it's a beautiful game full of beautiful music and beautiful people with awesome asses in yoga pants.
There's one huge drawback... Once you've finished he game, you can go back and get the alternative endings (which I did) but other than that, there's no replayability whatsoever. That's disappointing at AAA prices.
I'll give this one an unspectacular yet above average 6. Wait for this bitch to go on sale or rent it if you can. You'll finish it in 8-10 hrs, easily.
It's a decent game but it could've been great.

[BigBeauford]

As someone who loved the cheesy 90s and 00s teen slasher movies, Until Dawn was a ton of fun. We played it with two other couples, and had a blast.

[The Franchise]

[Mother****erJones]