My Ode to Chiefsplanet

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

ChorusAll together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack