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View Poll Results: Which of the following classic childhood things did you do before the age of 13? | |||
Bought an item from a comic book ad | 76 | 45.51% | |
Built a sand castle or other sand structure on a beach | 128 | 76.65% | |
Built a snowman | 162 | 97.01% | |
Camped in your backyard | 133 | 79.64% | |
Carried a lunch box to school | 148 | 88.62% | |
Eaten food cooked over a campfire | 156 | 93.41% | |
Explored an abandoned house or hobo camp with your friends | 113 | 67.66% | |
Fired a bb gun | 150 | 89.82% | |
Got into a bottle rocket fight | 108 | 64.67% | |
Got into a physical fight on a school playground | 128 | 76.65% | |
Had a bike wreck | 153 | 91.62% | |
Had a crush on a babysitter | 70 | 41.92% | |
Had a line in a school play | 106 | 63.47% | |
Had an entry in a Science Fair | 77 | 46.11% | |
Had sex with a hot teacher | 3 | 1.80% | |
Had your own treehouse | 68 | 40.72% | |
Joined the Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts or equivalent | 114 | 68.26% | |
Jumped off a diving board, high dive, cliff or rope swing into water | 146 | 87.43% | |
Went to Disneyland/Disneyworld/Epcot | 75 | 44.91% | |
Collected some type of sports cards or collector cards | 129 | 77.25% | |
Kissed a person (on the lips) of whatever sex you now like | 117 | 70.06% | |
Lit sparklers and carried them around | 153 | 91.62% | |
Looked at pornography | 133 | 79.64% | |
Mowed a non-relative’s lawn for money (or shoveled a non-relative’s walk for money) | 107 | 64.07% | |
Operated a lemonade stand | 64 | 38.32% | |
Owned a science kit of some sort (chemistry, electricity, etc.) | 99 | 59.28% | |
Owned an optical science tool - telescope or microscope | 95 | 56.89% | |
Owned Legos, Lincoln Logs, or an erector set | 155 | 92.81% | |
Participated in a spelling bee | 103 | 61.68% | |
Played doctor with a person of whatever sex you now like | 83 | 49.70% | |
Played in a youth sports league | 153 | 91.62% | |
Ran away from home and stayed away at least four hours | 52 | 31.14% | |
Rode a dirt bike (as the driver, not passenger) | 78 | 46.71% | |
Rode a school bus | 136 | 81.44% | |
Rode your bike to a store to buy stuff | 138 | 82.63% | |
Served as an altar boy/girl or equivalent in a religious group | 50 | 29.94% | |
Sold something (candy, cookies, light bulbs, etc.) as a youth fundraiser | 138 | 82.63% | |
Spent 1+ weeks at a relative’s house without your parents for no particular reason | 92 | 55.09% | |
Swam in a river or creek | 141 | 84.43% | |
Took dance lessons | 20 | 11.98% | |
Took piano lessons | 33 | 19.76% | |
Took swimming lessons | 120 | 71.86% | |
Visited a water park | 103 | 61.68% | |
Walked to/from school on your own | 121 | 72.46% | |
Went fishing with a grandparent | 102 | 61.08% | |
Went on a road trip in a station wagon or minivan | 113 | 67.66% | |
Went to a sleepover (or hosted one) | 158 | 94.61% | |
Went to an overnight summer camp | 107 | 64.07% | |
Went to boarding school | 5 | 2.99% | |
I did none of these things | 2 | 1.20% | |
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How classic was your childhood?
Prison Bitch's fishing thread got me wondering. How classic was your childhood? Take the enclosed poll to find out, and then let us know how many you checked off the list.
Rules: Count only things that you did BEFORE the age of 13. Disclaimer: I'm a guy so I don't know what girls did before the age of 13. However, I suspect there's significant overlap so hopefully this list is reasonable for people of all chromosomes. You can summarize your childhood score here: 45 or higher - Your childhood was so American that it was actually Australian. 40 to 44 - Your childhood was classic American and not a pansy soft American. You're an American who eats steak. 35 to 39 - Your childhood was classic American, but probably from one of the coastal states 30 to 34 - Your childhood might be classic American, but more likely it was Canadian. 25 to 29 - Your childhood was more European than American, but one of the tougher central Europe states like Germany or Slovakia. Or maybe Iceland. 20 to 24 - Your childhood was probably English. 15 to 19 - Your childhood was probably French. 10 to 14 - Your childhood was probably Japanese or some other place that's fundamentally different. 9 or lower - Your childhood was probably in one of those bubbles due to an immune system failure. Last edited by Rain Man; 02-14-2017 at 09:28 PM.. |
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My score was 21. The thing I missed most painfully was not having my own treehouse.
Well, that and sex with a hot teacher. But at that age I honestly would have preferred the treehouse.
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