Poop So, my butthole itches REALLY bad right now - Page 5

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:40 AM

WTF?!

It came out of nowhere. What can I do?

It's like I want to take my wife's round hairbrush and ram it up the chute like a friggen bottle washer.

I want to sit on a cactus right now.

I am one second away from taking off my pants and sitting on the rug and walking forward with my arms (a.k.a. "doggy Style #2")

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:28 AM

We need a progress report Tiny. Any of this helping? These next few steps are critical!

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

Yeah, but not one of those damned Chinese diesel powered wire brushes.

yep, must be lead free

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'm sure a SonicCare toothbrush would be a handy substitute

careful, the sonic waves could cause the butt hairs to change coarse and grow inward.

acesn8s · 05-16-2008, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

careful, the sonic waves could cause the butt hairs to change coarse and grow inward.

That explains the wild hair up your ass.

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

That explains the wild hair up your ass.

Also time is a crucial matter. If any paste is left over it will harden within 15 minutes. Stong as concrete. He'll be forced to take a jackhammer to his bunghole or poop out of his mouth forever.

acesn8s · 05-16-2008, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

Also time is a crucial matter. If any paste is left over it will harden within 15 minutes. Stong as concrete. He'll be forced to take a jackhammer to his bunghole or poop out of his mouth forever.

Has he tried the jackhammer? He may find it enjoyable.

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:43 AM

not sure. ask goatse.

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:50 AM

gotta run fellas
I'd love to stay and shoot the shit
Butt when your not sure if it's a fart or not
you have to ass ume the worst
it pays to play it safe in the end

**CrazyPhuD** · 05-16-2008, 01:52 AM

Dude shave your ass, don't you know the anal crabs go away if they don't have a place to nest?

acesn8s · 05-16-2008, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Dude shave your ass, don't you know the anal crabs go away if they don't have a place to nest?

What aisle is the crab medicine in?

tmax63 · 05-16-2008, 05:46 AM

and if you wash the missus's toothbrush real well she probably won't even notice!!!

**Bwana** · 05-16-2008, 05:58 AM

keg in kc · 05-16-2008, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tmax63

and if you wash the missus's toothbrush real well she probably won't even notice!!!

She doesn't have any teeth, hence no toothbrush.

**Skip Towne** · 05-16-2008, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

careful, the sonic waves could cause the butt hairs to change coarse and grow inward.

That would lead to an ingrown asshole.

acesn8s · 05-16-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

That would lead to an ingrown asshole.

We have enough of those around here.

05-16-2008, 12:40 AM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5337131	So, my butthole itches REALLY bad right now WTF?! It came out of nowhere. What can I do? It's like I want to take my wife's round hairbrush and ram it up the chute like a friggen bottle washer. I want to sit on a cactus right now. I am one second away from taking off my pants and sitting on the rug and walking forward with my arms (a.k.a. "doggy Style #2")
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05-16-2008, 01:28 AM	#61
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05-16-2008, 01:43 AM	#67
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1378550	not sure. ask goatse. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 01:50 AM	#68
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1378550	gotta run fellas I'd love to stay and shoot the shit Butt when your not sure if it's a fart or not you have to ass ume the worst it pays to play it safe in the end __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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