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Old 06-08-2018, 03:34 PM  
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I've never been stung by a wasp or a bee until today and I was stung TWICE today by a stupid wasp. I was going to get some sun on the back porch, and there was a big wasp nest attached to my door and they freaked out and stung me. Then I was trying to get something out of the shed and another one came down and stung me on my hand.

I'm going to punch those wasps right in the face. I hope they all go straight to hell.

Please advise of your wasp or bee stories here and how you eradicated these wretched things.
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Old 06-08-2018, 08:25 PM   #31
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Don't kill bumblebees man... They're cool. They're not aggressive at all, and you basically have to pick a fight with them to get stung. They're just big dumb and clumsy. Not at all an asshole like the wasp. I've seen someone pick up a bumblebee and feed it sugar water in their hand.
Unless you are close to their nest then watch out. They swarmed my kids, painful stings, got me also. My yard, my shed, sorry but that's the way it is. They do attack, had more than one experience of being to close and ouch!
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Old 06-08-2018, 08:28 PM   #32
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Found this interesting little tidbit.


http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150...l-insect-sting

As the man behind the Schmidt Sting Pain Index – which rates the pain caused by the stings of different hymenoptera (a group of insects that includes wasps, bees and ants) – leaving well alone has never been an option.

It lists pain on a scale from one to four and unsurprisingly the bullet ant tops the charts.

Level 4: bullet ant, tarantula hawk wasp
Level 3: paper wasp, harvester ant
Level 2: honey bee, yellow jacket wasp, bald-faced hornet
Level 1.5: bullhorn acacia ant
Level 1: fire ant, sweat bee
“Level four you don’t want to know,” explains Dr Schmidt.

“The pain is so immediate and intense that it shuts down all illusions of life as normal. Imagine sticking a finger in a 240 volt electrical socket.”

Rated just beneath the bullet ant for the excruciating, but shorter-lasting nature of its sting is another tiny terror, the tarantula hawk wasp. Females use their venom to paralyse much larger tarantulas to feed to their offspring.

“Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has just been dropped into your bubble bath,” is the description given by Dr Schmidt.
No velvet ant (cow killer)? I see at least one of those ****ers a day in Summer. I have scars from fire ants.
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Old 06-08-2018, 08:35 PM   #33
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Unless you are close to their nest then watch out. They swarmed my kids, painful stings, got me also. My yard, my shed, sorry but that's the way it is. They do attack, had more than one experience of being to close and ouch!
Sorry to hear that. Stinging kids certainly takes precedence to being nice to bees. Knowing that I don't blame you a bit.
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Old 06-08-2018, 08:54 PM   #34
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I try to avoid killing bees in general. They actually contribute to society.

Unlike wasps. Those things are worthless and so ****ing hateful. I avoid them because I may have spontaneously developed an allergy to them but if every last wasp on this planet died right now I wouldn't shed a tear.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:08 PM   #35
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I try to avoid killing bees in general. They actually contribute to society.

Unlike wasps. Those things are worthless and so ****ing hateful. I avoid them because I may have spontaneously developed an allergy to them but if every last wasp on this planet died right now I wouldn't shed a tear.
Technically wasps do contribute quite a bit to society. They kill tons of aphids/caterpillars/etc that would otherwise kill crops. And they pollinate just the same as bees do. That said, they're ****ing aggressive assholes.

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Old 06-08-2018, 09:09 PM   #36
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:14 PM   #37
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Lol. Lol.

Wasps and yellow jackets are satans asshole.

Last week I stuck my hand in a glove that 3 honey bees had crawled in and they zapped me. My fault.


A year ago in the fall I. Owed over a ground nest of yellow jackets. They hit me 30-40 times and we went to war. Hornet spray just pisses them off. After a few cups of gas into a far sizzled a few hundred, I went nuclear and dumped a gallon or so of gas into the hole and then shot 2lbs of nonbinary expel over the nest. That did it. Don't do that in town but it's the most satisfying method I've found.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:23 PM   #38
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Lol. Lol.

Wasps and yellow jackets are satans asshole.

Last week I stuck my hand in a glove that 3 honey bees had crawled in and they zapped me. My fault.


A year ago in the fall I. Owed over a ground nest of yellow jackets. They hit me 30-40 times and we went to war. Hornet spray just pisses them off. After a few cups of gas into a far sizzled a few hundred, I went nuclear and dumped a gallon or so of gas into the hole and then shot 2lbs of nonbinary expel over the nest. That did it. Don't do that in town but it's the most satisfying method I've found.
Guess I was lucky. Two weeks ago I stuck my hand in a glove and a frog was inside of it.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:27 PM   #39
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I've been stung multiple times mowing hay and things when I was young. I can tell you the worst single sting by far.

I was running a tire bender (crushes rim and separates tire and rim). I lifted an implement tire that still had part of the frame attached and a bumble bee came out like lightening and stung me right in the ear hole. It felt like I'd been hit with a 2x4. I was dizzy and unbalanced and felt almost concussed for a couple of days.

Black hornets hurt...wasps aren't cool, but bumble bees hurt the worst in my opinion.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:29 PM   #40
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We have a breed in Colorado that ****ing burrows into our lawn. Nothing on this planet is more spiteful than those sons of *****es.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:29 PM   #41
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Guess I was lucky. Two weeks ago I stuck my hand in a glove and a frog was inside of it.
I had a wolf spider in my glove when I was a kid...I find myself shaking my gloves and boots to this day.

That was my fault because I was messing with bees and took my glove off to take pics. My fault.



Dump gas in the hole of those ground bees. This reminded me that I need to take a couple of laps to spray wasps again.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:29 PM   #42
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Beware of things like motion lights on the outside of your house. I have one on the back corner on my screened in porch. You can only get to it with a big ass ladder, and when the bulbs burn out, you have to go up a tall ladder to get to it. Last time I had to change the bulbs, I found out the wasps had filled the electrical junction box with a nest. And they came after me, 20 feet up in the air on a damn ladder. Now I soak those freakin' boxes down with wasp killer, wait about an hour, then go up.
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Old 06-08-2018, 09:46 PM   #43
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We have a breed in Colorado that ****ing burrows into our lawn. Nothing on this planet is more spiteful than those sons of *****es.
I've seen those. They're freaking enormous!
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Old 06-08-2018, 10:16 PM   #44
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Anybody ever run into any cicada killers? They are a big wasp species that also build ground nests. They tend to scare the everloving hell out of people. The males anyway. They will divebomb people who come near. But the thing is, it's only horny males looking for sex, who have no stinger to even harm you. Because only female wasps have stingers. Males don't. In the past we've had some on the disc golf course that I frequent. The males would hang out in a big evergreen tree on hole 9, and bomb anybody who got nearby. Harmless but scary even knowing they were harmless.

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Old 06-08-2018, 10:19 PM   #45
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