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10-10-2005, 05:57 PM | #1 |
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Hey Bio, come up for air dude. You are postin'em faster than we can read'em.
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10-13-2005, 01:32 PM | #2 |
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A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence.
"Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked. "I reckon so," replied the farmer. The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface. As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!" "Well, shoot!" said the farmer, scratching his head. "It only come up chest-high on my ducks!" |
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10-13-2005, 01:39 PM | #3 |
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A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws." |
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10-13-2005, 01:44 PM | #4 |
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'Vegetarian'
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10-14-2005, 11:30 AM | #5 |
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>>Little Tommy was in the 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
>>>children what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical >>>answers >>>came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...Tommy was being >>>uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his >>>father. >>> >>>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his >>>clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really >>>good, >>>he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for >>>money. >>> >>>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the >>>other >>>children to work on some coloring, and took little Tommy aside to >>>ask >>>him, "Is that really true about your father?" >>> >>>"No," said Tommy," He plays for the Chiefs, but I was too >>>embarrassed to >>>say so." >>> |
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10-14-2005, 12:05 PM | #6 |
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Did you hear that since the Clinton Administration, there is an 11th commandment?
Thou shall not use thy rod on thy staff |
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10-14-2005, 12:23 PM | #7 |
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What did Sam Houston's wife say to her lawyer during her divorce?
Remember the Alimo-ny! |
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10-14-2005, 12:35 PM | #8 | |
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10-14-2005, 12:35 PM | #9 |
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Me and Iowanian are out walking around hunting when we come across a sheep with his head caught in a fence. I run up, pull down my pants and screw the sheep.
When I'm done I look over at Iowanian and say "your turn". Next thing I know Iowanian throws down his gun, runs up, pulls down his pants and sticks his head in the fence. |
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10-14-2005, 01:09 PM | #14 |
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White Trash Survival Kit
Toilet Paper...........................................................check Bud Light..............................................................check Keystone Ice...........................................................check Budweiser..............................................................check Red Dog................................................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol.........................................check Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on......................check
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If women with large breasts work at hooters, where do women with one leg work?
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