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02-17-2017, 09:28 AM | #2 |
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Freaking tree rats.
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02-17-2017, 09:32 AM | #3 |
Wasted away again...
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I had to give up growing tomatoes because those bastards rob me blind.
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02-17-2017, 09:35 AM | #4 | |
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02-17-2017, 09:39 AM | #5 | |
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02-17-2017, 09:43 AM | #6 |
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Antifreeze?
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02-17-2017, 09:45 AM | #7 |
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02-17-2017, 09:53 AM | #8 |
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Speaking of squirrels, how the hell are there so many squirrels yet in my 54 years of life I have never seen two squirrels screwing each other?
They must be shy little sex machines!
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02-17-2017, 12:00 PM | #9 |
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Where's Eddie? He usually eats those Damn things
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02-17-2017, 12:15 PM | #10 |
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I knew exactly what this thread was about before I ever opened it.
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02-17-2017, 12:17 PM | #11 |
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02-17-2017, 12:29 PM | #12 |
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02-17-2017, 12:32 PM | #13 |
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One of my friends ran one over while we were taking a drive about 15 years ago if it makes all you squirrel victims feel better. lol
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02-17-2017, 12:39 PM | #14 |
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A squirrel missed a branch outside my house a couple of years back and fell onto the concrete. He was unconscious and a house guest told me distraughtly. I wasn't sure what to do, so I made a little stretcher out of a paint roller pan and towel, and moved him from the front yard to the back yard, where at least he wouldn't be vulnerable to cats and dogs and bikes. I wasn't sure what I'd do if he didn't recover, but a couple of hours later than stretcher was empty and the squirrel was very friendly to me after that. I think it's always good to have allies.
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