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Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 06:25 PM

Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers?

These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence.

Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags.

Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.

Chaunceythe3rd · 10-08-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

I always thought PT Cruiser drivers were the biggest douches around.

Agreed.

Reerun_KC · 10-08-2014, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

At least there is a reason for that.

Yeah its called small penis with a douche nozzle in their ass

BeMyValentine · 10-08-2014, 03:23 PM

It seems to me that it is always the people driving the personalized license plates

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-08-2014, 03:37 PM

Frosty · 10-08-2014, 03:48 PM

Around here, it's the full-sized trucks and SUVs, though the Prius drivers are a close second.

However, the most annoying drivers drive Subaru Legacys. It's either old people or hippies and they almost all seem to drive 5 under the speed limit and then speed like hell on the passing lanes so you can't get around them without risking a ticket.

**Bwana** · 10-08-2014, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

Around here, it's the full-sized trucks and SUVs, though the Prius drivers are a close second.

However, the most annoying drivers drive Subaru Legacys. It's either old people or hippies and they almost all seem to drive 5 under the speed limit and then speed like hell on the passing lanes so you can't get around them without risking a ticket.

That whole passing thing is another subject but I hear you. The North Dakota drivers are the worst for that around here. Some dickweed with ND plates will be doing 70-75 MPH and when I go to pass 95% of the time they will speed up. I just step on it and blow by them but WTF? I guess the guy thinks his dick is going to lose 3" if he gets passed.

CapsLockKey · 10-08-2014, 04:06 PM

Only problems I have with Prius drivers is in parking lots. I lost count how many times I've almost been hit by one when walking because I couldn't hear it. They really need to add some sort of noise making system to cars when they are running on battery only.

**Rain Man** · 10-08-2014, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief

BMW.

You're just jealous of my sweet ride.

Kaepernick · 10-08-2014, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I have a Q60. Oh, and **** you

Then we will put you in the running with TrebMaxx for that year's supply of Tampax.

While he owns 2 Douchemobiles, yours is the superior Duchemobile, counting for 3 of either of his Douchemobiles.

Congratulations on your front-runner status, you Douchebag.

Kaepernick · 10-08-2014, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Where I live, its definitely the farm kids/20 somethings with the big ass truck daddy bought them and put on the super loud exhaust that makes them sound like an oversize Harley Davidson.

They take great delight in gunning their engine in attempts to annoy everyone within a 1/2 mile... they do it on the main roads and they love to roll down quiet little side streets like the one I live on and do it.

I want to shoot a tire out and make them roll over into the ditch.

What state are you in? I don't mean denial. Curios what state you are talking about, although rural is rural.

Kaepernick · 10-08-2014, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

on Prius drivers being the biggest douchebags. C'mon.

It's BMW SUVs. There are too many Prius drivers to label them all. You all know your politics are coming into play on that one.

Ah the joy of being in a hurry on a 2 lane street while stuck behind a hyper-miling new Prius driver who accelerates from 0 to 30 in 45 seconds from light to light, his eyes glued to the "current mileage" graph on his touch screen, and no possible chance to get around this ****ing asshole holding up the dozen cars behind him.

Kaepernick · 10-08-2014, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

... mom?

/WINNER

Frosty · 10-08-2014, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

That whole passing thing is another subject but I hear you. The North Dakota drivers are the worst for that around here. Some dickweed with ND plates will be doing 70-75 MPH and when I go to pass 95% of the time they will speed up. I just step on it and blow by them but WTF? I guess the guy thinks his dick is going to lose 3" if he gets passed.

Canadians are almost guaranteed to do that - poke along and then turn into Mario Andretti when you try to pass. Since North Dakota is basically South Canada, it must be something in the genes.

**Easy 6** · 10-08-2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

What state are you in? I don't mean denial. Curios what state you are talking about, although rural is rural.

Illinois, about an hour from St. Louis.

Denial? thats your territory in regards to the greatness of Kaep.

Frosty · 10-08-2014, 04:45 PM

I said full-sized trucks in my area but when I visit the in-laws in Salem, OR, it seems most douchebags drive Honda Civics there.

View Poll Results: Are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers the biggest Douchebags on 4 wheels? Hint: Yes
Yes, Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 Drivers are the Tampax Gold Standard of vehicular Douchebags!	6	10.91%
No, BMW vermin are the Kotex tampons of rude drivers.	12	21.82%
No, Mercedez-Benz scum are the Playtex tampons of bad drivers.	6	10.91%
No, Volvo ass wipes are the Always tampons of horrid drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Lexus pukes are the Moxie tampons of obnoxious drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Mustang freaks are the Veeda tampons of brainless drivers.	4	7.27%
No, Honda Civic squids are the OB tampons of lowlife drivers.	2	3.64%
No, Prius jackasses are the Nutracare tampons of vile drivers	19	34.55%
None of the above, it a different car than any of these. See my post.	4	7.27%
Great poll, but you **** yourself in the ass with the sharp limb off an Aids tree anyway!	15	27.27%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

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Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Warshington Casino cash: $5658243	Around here, it's the full-sized trucks and SUVs, though the Prius drivers are a close second. However, the most annoying drivers drive Subaru Legacys. It's either old people or hippies and they almost all seem to drive 5 under the speed limit and then speed like hell on the passing lanes so you can't get around them without risking a ticket.
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CapsLockKey Starter Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $1941445	Only problems I have with Prius drivers is in parking lots. I lost count how many times I've almost been hit by one when walking because I couldn't hear it. They really need to add some sort of noise making system to cars when they are running on battery only.
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10-08-2014, 04:45 PM	#150
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Warshington Casino cash: $5658243	I said full-sized trucks in my area but when I visit the in-laws in Salem, OR, it seems most douchebags drive Honda Civics there.
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