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05-01-2013, 03:04 PM | #1 |
Ain't no relax!
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That has to be the most vain thing I have ever seen. And I am sure if the "price is right" they would flush the market.
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05-01-2013, 03:19 PM | #3 |
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The worst shits are when you have to fart a lot when you crap. Of course those are the ones that seem to happen in public bathrooms.
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05-01-2013, 03:26 PM | #4 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Come on. Those are great. It's like those self propelled torpedoes you see in the WWII submarine movies. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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05-01-2013, 04:34 PM | #5 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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YES! The assplosion. I love those. Real loud, and the bowl makes it echo throughout the lavatory. I walk out with a strut and a very proud look on my face when I can pull those off. A lot of times those are the ones where you could shit through a screen door.
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05-01-2013, 05:10 PM | #6 |
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They opened a new set of classrooms at the high school where I work and my new room is one of them. They put in two new faculty restrooms across the hall as well and they have a little sign below the door knob that says "occupied" when someone is in there. Since our area of the building is about 80% male, we wanted two coed restrooms. The women freaked out and said no way. So over the first couple months any time a gal was in the restroom we would either jiggle the doorknob a bunch, go in the men's room ( they had a common wall) and grunt, talk, make noise so they could hear us or just randomly use their restroom and leave nasty smells and odors. Fast forward 8 months later and that restroom never gets used by a female. Took some planning but worth the effort.
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05-01-2013, 05:18 PM | #7 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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Bob Dole has an aversion to thrones not his own. Bob Dole will actually drive home to drop the kids off at the pool on the rare occasion that the need hits between 7a-7p.
Traveling is hellish. |
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05-01-2013, 05:38 PM | #8 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I laugh because I remember being shy about unleashing the dragons in public and the drive home to do so. "Oh God. Oh please God. Nooo. Noooo. NOOOOOO. Ooh, that was a bad gurgle. Please don't let me gamble and lose!"
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05-01-2013, 05:39 PM | #9 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Oh God, that's gonna itch when it dries!
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05-01-2013, 06:07 PM | #10 |
"Think BOOM!"
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Airports are the worst. Water invariably shoots right up my ass and my sphincter closes like a time lock at the bank. All I can think about is what is laying eggs inside me during the flight home.
"Well, Donger, you seem to be infected by a Peruvian Anal Slug! You didn't actually take a shit at the airport, did you?
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05-01-2013, 06:14 PM | #11 |
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I don't seem to have a problem at work. I'm even kind enough to give my boss an estimated time that is needed for the facilities to air-out after I use them.
Him: "Did you outgas?" Me: "20 minutes" Him: /doesn't use bathroom for 20 minutes |
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05-01-2013, 06:25 PM | #12 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Thats one thing I love about graveyard shift. I get the whole damn bathroom to myself.
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05-01-2013, 06:27 PM | #13 |
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Alex Smith is a proud feminist and all of you will be on the bandwagon soon enough
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05-01-2013, 07:14 PM | #14 |
Keep 'er Movin'
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I'm not shy about the pooping but if a solitary environment is available, I'll take it. My last job was in an eight floor older building. We used 2 of them regularly. That meant every unused floor had a private pooping heaven to which one could adjourn if he so desired. Except for 6. Don't use 6. That bathroom looked like someone had been murdered in it.
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05-01-2013, 07:18 PM | #15 |
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Not sure about ladies, but at my job, nobody is shy about pooping.
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