What color Corvette would you buy?

[Rain Man]

Hypothetical: you let your friend drive your Corvette and he wrecks it and walks away.

Your insurance covers replacement costs as well as any damage to the Lamborghini that hit you, so you're now at the dealer picking out your new car.

What color do you select?

Here's a convenient link to some dealer site that makes it easy to look at colors. (Scroll down the page a little bit.) If they chat you, don't identify yourself as an NFL player.

https://www.copelandchevrolet.com/mo...?colorCode=GSJ

Poll coming faster than you can run down the highway holding a mysterious bag.

[ModSocks]

Black. Stealthy and understated on a car that already brings attention to itself. And it will look menacing on rainy/overcast days.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Team Cacti

[ThrobProng]

I would realize I made a mistake buying a Corvette in the first place, and would not do so again.

[osumatt]

There's just something about the Catci Green that speaks to me. I don't know if I've seen one on the streets that color. Me likey.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

I would realize I made a mistake buying a Corvette in the first place, and would not do so again.

What are you, a commie?

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

Rainman starting threads that aren't Mansionmania. Just teasing us.

I chose orange. Orange C8s look amazing.

They really do.

I'd chicken out. I'd go with the deep blue (I think that's riptide) or that cherry red (the Red Mist metallic) and I'd probably always have a little buyers remorse.

Because that orange just looks killer on them.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

What are you, a commie?

Only if a commie would prefer the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170, which will blow the doors off a Corvette and is about $20,000 cheaper.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Only if a commie would prefer the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170, which will blow the doors off a Corvette and is about $20,000 cheaper.

What are you, a black commie?

At the end of the day, your SRT Challenger still looks like a brick on wheels. That Corvette drops panties.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Team Cacti

Originally Posted by osumatt

There's just something about the Catci Green that speaks to me. I don't know if I've seen one on the streets that color. Me likey.

Just as long as you're both willing to admit that the 'Cacti Green' is really just 'Seafoam Green' that they gave a cooler name to so dude's with bald heads and goatees would buy them...

Your corvette would always be like the 'Tactical Sunglasses" they sell at 10a during the week. They call them tactical so you won't notice that they're Dollar General specials. Just as they called your corvette "Cacti" so you won't notice that it's the same color as those flowery bath salts your wife really likes...

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

What are you, a black commie?

At the end of the day, your SRT Challenger still looks like a brick on wheels. That Corvette drops panties.

Yeah - the C8 is pretty much the best looking car this country's made since the 70s and really the only car this country has ever made that can get lost alongside it's contemporary exotics from Italy.

They did a goddamn fantastic job on it. And I say this as a Viper fanboy. It's just a fantastic car; unreasonably so for a car with a base under $70K.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

What are you, a black commie?

At the end of the day, your SRT Challenger still looks like a brick on wheels. That Corvette drops panties.

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

We're talking about millions of women, my guy. Young, old....you name it.

[philfree]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

Rainman starting threads that aren't Mansionmania. Just teasing us.

I chose orange. Orange C8s look amazing.

No die hard, Donk hating Chiefs fan would ever drive a car that color. If they do someone needs to stick a bumper sticker on it that says "I suck Donk".

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Sure, the panties of women who get moist at the thought of a guy going through a mid-life crisis.

And an SRT Challenger says, what exactly?

"I like things loud, fast in a straight line and kinda ugly"?

I mean sure, the Corvette may just be another bottle blond with big tits trying to look like the true supermodels that came by their looks through stellar genetics. But I'll be damned if it didn't get close enough.

You can take your chick with 'unconventional' good looks - I'll take my bleached barbie with perky cans that corners on rails.

[Katipan]

Um. If either of you think the panties are coming off because of the design of the car and not the inherent value of your wallet, then, um. Yeah.

The plan is still working.