Carnival Cruise Ship Stranded For 3rd Day - Sewage "Running Down The Walls"

[Monty]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.

Yeah, we haven't heard much at all and while I have enjoyed the light hearted banter in this thread, the situation is a bit worse than reported. My main concern was dumping the people off in Progreso to catch a flight back to the states. If any of you have been there, you know that personal safety is not guaranteed, even in numbers. My wife was supposed to be back yesterday and while I could make a few hookers and blow jokes, I am geniunely concerned only because we haven't heard anything other than a few text messages.

[Monty]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

His wife said "honey let's go on a cruise"
We'll eat buffet shrimp and over-priced booze.
We'll nap in the sun and I'll spit shine your pecker
now the cruise ship is broken in need of a wrecker

The bathrooms not working too well any more
and we sit in our economy cabin, the temp 104
The food is all gone the water dried up
now our stunning vacation turned into 2 girls and 1 cup.

The nude deck disgusting, legs getting hairy
duck dynasty bearded bikini lines scary
Our cell phones are dead, no outgoing calls
At least there is bean dip that runs down the walls?

Always the optimist, the good I will find
to see positive news, even when in a bind.
Should a jelly fish sting ruin our bliss
At least there's no shortage, of medicinal piss.

We could be on a beach in Hawaii
where we tent camp and rough it
but now our cruise ship has turned into
4000 people, 1 bucket.

5 days of romance without showers,
now your cooter is rotten.
This trip....your idea
that won't be forgotten.

[Monty]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hopefully they're doing okay. Maybe Monty will report back with some interesting stories about what a group of women do when they're stranded together on a ship with no artificial means of entertaining themselves.

Count on it. There are eight of them there together, all without their husbands.

On second thought, maybe they won't be sharing any stories at all. ;-)

[Monty]

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat

Who is Monty?

I am Monty, but Phobia can't spell very good. Don't be too hard on him. He is good tryer.

[houstonwhodat]

Originally Posted by Semen

I am Monty, but Phobia can't spell very good. Don't be too hard on him. He is good tryer.

Man I hope your wife comes out OK.

This is ****ed up for everyone involved.

What is Carnival tell ya'll and how or they going to make up for this nightmare?

If they give you a voucher would you use it or cash it in?

[Monty]

Originally Posted by Guru

her husband

Well played.

[Strongside]

Dear God I would watch this reality show.

[Monty]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Dear God I would watch this reality show.

I think I'd skip the part where they have to pee/poop in the bag and then hand it over to the steward.

[CrazyPhuD]

Originally Posted by Semen

I think I'd skip the part where they have to pee/poop in the bag and then hand it over to the steward.

You have to admit this guy does have a pretty shitty job!

[memyselfI]

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

You have to admit this guy does have a pretty shitty job!

OMG, this is from one of my all time favorite movies. Great stuff.

[Imon Yourside]

I guess it's true the only real reason to go on a cruise if to get your stalker on.

[Monty]

This cruise will be reimbursed in full, plus all onboard charges minus the gift shop and casino. An additional voucher for the same price paid as this cruise will be issued. Knowing her, she will book another cruise, but we'll see how enthusiastic she is on Friday. Yeah, I am sure this sucks, but I heard that the crew is giving out free alcohol. That may improve morale just a bit. The worst part is no communication, but that will change on Thursday.

[007]

Originally Posted by Semen

This cruise will be reimbursed in full, plus all onboard charges minus the gift shop and casino. An additional voucher for the same price paid as this cruise will be issued. Knowing her, she will book another cruise, but we'll see how enthusiastic she is on Friday. Yeah, I am sure this sucks, but I heard that the crew is giving out free alcohol. That may improve morale just a bit. The worst part is no communication, but that will change on Thursday.

Wow, three days plus stranded at sea with limited to no services and crappy conditions and that is the best they could offer? I won't even look at Carnival when we go on a cruise now.

[KChiefer]

Originally Posted by Semen

This cruise will be reimbursed in full, plus all onboard charges minus the gift shop and casino. An additional voucher for the same price paid as this cruise will be issued. Knowing her, she will book another cruise, but we'll see how enthusiastic she is on Friday. Yeah, I am sure this sucks, but I heard that the crew is giving out free alcohol. That may improve morale just a bit. The worst part is no communication, but that will change on Thursday.

Heh, I was thinking, just give them free booze! Then I thought, Isn't booze part of all inclusive? Now I'm thinking, giving a bunch of pissed people booze isn't a great idea, especially when the toilets don't work. Anyways, hope all ends well.

[mikey23545]

Originally Posted by KChiefer

Heh, I was thinking, just give them free booze! Then I thought, Isn't booze part of all inclusive? Now I'm thinking, giving a bunch of pissed people booze isn't a great idea, especially when the toilets don't work. Anyways, hope all ends well.

You may have a point there.