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Multiple Launch Rocket Systems (MLRS/HIMAR) Crewmember OVERVIEW A multiple launch rocket system crewmember is responsible for operating and maintaining the entire multiple launch rocket system. They support infantry and tank units by supplementing cannon artillery during combat. JOB DUTIES Drive and maintain the self-propelled launch vehicles Reload ammunition and resupply vehicles Test and maintain the fire control systems Mount radio sets and communication systems in all vehicles REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for multiple launch rocket system crewmember requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and four weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field under simulated combat conditions. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Calculating target locations manually and electronically Handling ammunition Operating gun, missile and rocket systems Artillery tactics and battle strategy HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in cannon and rocket operations Physically and mentally fit to perform under pressure Ability to multi-task Capable of working as a team member COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS While there is no direct job equivalent in civilian life, the skills you learn such as teamwork, discipline and leadership will help you in any civilian career you choose.
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Reporting for duty. I do have experience as a 13B.
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AH-64D Armament/Electrical/Avionic System Repairer OVERVIEW The AH-64D armament/electrical/avionic systems repairer is primarily responsible for the maintenance of AH-64D helicopters, twin-engine attack aircraft. With hundreds of Army missions depending on these helicopters, they must ensure that all of them are safe and ready to fly. JOB DUTIES Diagnose, troubleshoot and repair malfunctions in the AH-64D systems and components Maintain and authorize modifications to weapons components, fire control units, sighting elements, electronic and mechanical devices Perform operational and preventive checks Maintain records on weapons and subsystems REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for an AH-64D armament/electrical/avionic systems repairer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 24 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Electrical theory Troubleshooting procedures Soldering techniques Electrical system maintenance HELPFUL SKILLS Preference in mathematics and shop mechanics Interest in working with electricity Problem solving Ability to use hand and power tools COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with commercial airlines, aircraft maintenance firms, aircraft manufacturers and other organizations that have fleets of airplanes/helicopters.
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Combat Documentation/Production Specialist (Y'know, this actually sounds pretty cool.) OVERVIEW Combat documentation/production specialists are primarily responsible for supervising, planning and operating electronic and film-based still, video and audio acquisition equipment in order to document combat and noncombat operations. JOB DUTIES Operate and perform unit level maintenance on motion, still and studio television cameras Prepare captions for documentation images Operate electronic and film-based processing, editing, audio and printing darkroom equipment REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a combat documentation/production specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 12 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Motion picture equipment operation Audio recording and using sound equipment Scripting and special effects techniques HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in creative/artistic work Preference for working as part of a team Experience in school plays or making home movies Interest in photography, graphics, art, speech and drama COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with civilian film production companies, government audiovisual studios, radio and television stations and advertising agencies. You値l be qualified to pursue a career as a motion picture camera operator, audiovisual production specialist, sound mixer, recording engineer or broadcasting and recording technician.
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Heh. This really WAS my MOS. Didn't think they offered it anymore.
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