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06-23-2015, 12:52 PM | #2 |
The man you could post like.
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Bread crumbs dipped in antifreeze?
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06-23-2015, 12:55 PM | #3 |
sorta mod-ish
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Hire this guy for 24 hour goose security...
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06-23-2015, 12:56 PM | #4 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Since antifreeze is not an option shoot the hell out of them and have geese for dinner. Donate what you cannot eat to the soup kitchen.
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06-23-2015, 12:59 PM | #5 |
Veteran
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Shoot, Shovel, & Shut it. |
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06-23-2015, 01:04 PM | #6 |
MVP
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Shooting doesn't seem to be an option as I have already had the police called on me before.
I wish I had a live beach feed camera and a remote M-80 detonation device, just to scare them off. |
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06-23-2015, 01:04 PM | #7 |
error 404
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06-23-2015, 01:08 PM | #8 | |
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I wonder if you could put gasoline in that and flame throw the bastards. BTW, I hate geese. They are filthy creatures. |
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06-23-2015, 01:19 PM | #9 |
Ain't no relax!
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Eat them. If you can't, try one of these.... http://www.amazon.com/Bird-X-COYOTE-.../dp/B001134KK6
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06-23-2015, 01:20 PM | #10 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Go poop on their beach and see how they like it.
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06-23-2015, 01:37 PM | #11 |
Fish are scared of me
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Well, I got blackbirds and Grackels shitting on my hog farm. I don't feel bad for you one bit.
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06-23-2015, 01:41 PM | #12 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Location: Nashville, TN
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You might want to call local vets, ask if they have any Rabid PitBulls, Dobermans, ect. that you can borrow, have them take care of the geese, then send it back to the vets.
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06-23-2015, 01:53 PM | #13 |
In Search of a Life
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Good luck, unless you've got a dog. I live in a Canadian geese flyover and stayover area, and there's pretty much nothing else to be done about it that won't result in problems.
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06-23-2015, 01:58 PM | #14 |
Regular
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This has possibilities for Halloween to "prank" the treaters.......
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06-23-2015, 02:01 PM | #15 |
My Mamma Says
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VARSITY
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Air rifle???
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