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Old 05-02-2016, 05:43 PM  
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?

so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs.

i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit.

so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work.

i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days.

i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't.

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Old 05-02-2016, 06:05 PM   #16
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:07 PM   #17
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You can trap a skunk. Don't do it, but you can.


Ask me how I know this
I've trapped quite a few.

Tie a long rope to the trap, throw a tarp over it and drag it somewhere you can shoot it without having to smell it.

Neighbor let one die from heat once and it didn't spray either, and only took a couple hours.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:07 PM   #18
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HOW TO KEEP SKUNKS AWAY: SMART TIPS AND METHODS TO REMOVE SMELLY CREATURES

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Old 05-02-2016, 06:07 PM   #19
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:08 PM   #20
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I had a skunk in my attic at the farm. Had no idea until at 2 oclock in the morning I heard him screaming and he sprayed. I'm thinking there was a bullsnake up there that got him in a bind. Pulling bed sheets up over your nose does nothing to cut off the smell. My eyes were burning.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:08 PM   #21
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If it's nesting there then load up its burrow with mothballs, if it's just looking for food the leave out some chocolate exlax.
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I've trapped quite a few.

Tie a long rope to the trap, throw a tarp over it and drag it somewhere you can shoot it without having to smell it.

Neighbor let one die from heat once and it didn't spray either, and only took a couple hours.
We usually just shoot them.

Last one I shot with a 7 mag. It did not spray
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If it's nesting there then load up its burrow with mothballs, if it's just looking for food the leave out some chocolate exlax.
So is that because the skunk won't want to eat there anymore? So simple, so brilliant.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:11 PM   #24
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I'll help, trapped a shitload. get a live trap, cover all the way around with a blanket, put broken eggs in it and set it near the hole. when it springs, picked it up and carry to a large tub of water (bigger than the entire trap) and drop it in and place a brick on top. they will never spray. do not shoot it in the head, the nerves make it spray automatically everytime. aim and inch down, and an inch back of the front leg to get the lungs and it wont spray. trapping and drowning is easier though.
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I'll help, trapped a shitload. get a live trap, cover all the way around with a blanket, put broken eggs in it and set it near the hole. when it springs, picked it up and carry to a large tub of water (bigger than the entire trap) and drop it in and place a brick on top. they will never spray. do not shoot it in the head, the nerves make it spray automatically everytime. aim and inch down, and an inch back of the front leg to get the lungs and it wont spray. trapping is easier.
yep, I've taken them to the lake before too
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I'll help, trapped a shitload. get a live trap, cover all the way around with a blanket, put broken eggs in it and set it near the hole. when it springs, picked it up and carry to a large tub of water (bigger than the entire trap) and drop it in and place a brick on top. they will never spray. do not shoot it in the head, the nerves make it spray automatically everytime. aim and inch down, and an inch back of the front leg to get the lungs and it wont spray. trapping is easier.
You ****ing drowned it? **** man.

Do something to keep them away. Don't kill them because they are hungry.

Grrrr.
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So is that because the skunk won't want to eat there anymore? So simple, so brilliant.
I've been told the exlax will kill it from dehydration.
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i think maybe half you guys are ****in with me. don't like skunks.
tell me more about the ex-lax.
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You ****ing drowned it? **** man.

Do something to keep them away. Don't kill them because they are hungry.

Grrrr.
Dude they are ****ing nasty. I would rather shoot them though.
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