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Old 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM  
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What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.
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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.
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A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork
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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite
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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:48 PM   #241
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Found some leftover black bean quesadillas in my car from Friday night.

They've been sitting in the sun for three days so they should be fine.
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:49 PM   #242
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You'd be surprised what an erect human phallus can do to a medium sized potato.
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:49 PM   #243
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Found some leftover black bean quesadillas in my car from Friday night.

They've been sitting in the sun for three days so they should be fine.
That's called 4 times cooked Quesadilla. Definitely a standard Mexican traditional dish.
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:52 PM   #244
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You'd be surprised what an erect human phallus can do to a medium sized potato.
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:53 PM   #245
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:53 PM   #246
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Two double cheeseburgers, fries, two sodas, a Chipotle burrito, and a large Culvers concrete should be keeping the bowels regular. Cheat day.
That's gotta be close to 4,000 calories. Well done. Where did you get the burgers from?

Yesterday I ate an entire package of these:

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I'll never look at mashed potatoes the same.
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That's gotta be close to 4,000 calories. Well done. Where did you get the burgers from?

Yesterday I ate an entire package of these:

Poverty meal from Fraud Guys
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:03 PM   #249
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So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.
*raises hand

Super cliche stuff though. Whipped cream, caramel. The norm.
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:04 PM   #250
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I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive

I'm impressed...Got any pics of her?
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:06 PM   #251
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I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

Along with the lasagna & garlic bread?
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:19 PM   #252
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Along with the lasagna & garlic bread?
I highly doubt it. I could probably down a plate of lasagna, the half loaf of garlic bread and then a decent portion of ice cream, but 2 gallons on top of a hearty meal? Nah.

I'm not really a glutton. I eat until I'm full and then I usually have no problem stopping at that point.
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Maybe it's me but desserts aren't filling...
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:25 PM   #254
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They aren't. Taste good and make you feel like shit after.
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Speak for yourself, broham. I feel great after I eat a half pint of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.

I get a strong case of buyer's remorse after eating any fast food, though. That shit kills my spirit. You don't know what the **** you're putting into your body when you stop at McDonald's or the like.
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