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Old 09-15-2014, 05:11 AM  
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Clays theme song
As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS.
And of course the lyrics are NSFW.

Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth.
Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats.

He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay
For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way.
He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees.
Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day.
He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....
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Old 09-15-2014, 12:02 PM   #31
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You BigRedChief and Kotter should become roommates.
Damn, Otter.

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Old 09-15-2014, 01:03 PM   #32
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And one more time...

You BigRedChief and Kotter should become roommates.
That sounds great and all..... But you know I'm staying with your mom right now, and we like to have us some ALONE time. So I'm gonna veto this one. Thanks for the inquiry though, and keep up the good work!!
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Old 09-15-2014, 01:13 PM   #33
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Old 09-15-2014, 01:19 PM   #34
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Old 09-15-2014, 01:24 PM   #35
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Old 09-15-2014, 03:52 PM   #36
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I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth.
Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats.
He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay
For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way.
He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees.
Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day.
He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....
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Old 09-15-2014, 05:09 PM   #41
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Old 09-15-2014, 06:00 PM   #42
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I don't know, Cooch. I don't believe this is your best offering, I think you got better than this in you.

I think it was a little light on clever witticism and heavy on the venom. I expect a little more of you, quite frankly.

Perhaps your next offering will begin with a less obscure song to re-word. I still think Dave Mason "Let It Go, Let It Flow" has some potential, but might be a little TOO classic in the Classic rock genre for the youngsters.

Anyway, chin up, old chap, you are in the right forest, you just have yet to find the proper tree.

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Great, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Kinda like having Katy Perry, and Kittie Purrie, just to close. I'm not sharing my spotlight!!
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