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Old 08-02-2016, 08:54 PM  
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Colin Cowherd Describes Each NFL Team in 3 Words
I know, I know... Colin Cowherd. Most people hate his guts. If you live in Iowa, your facebook feed was likely flooded with people posting long-winded Cowherd-hate for his criticism of the Iowa Hawkeyes last year...when he basically said that the Hawkeyes were the most overrated team in NCAA football because they hadn't beaten a team that was any good.

Like him or hate him (or indifferent, like me), I thought this thing he did where he described each NFL team in 3 words was interesting... Pretty funny at times.

You will see that the Chiefs got pegged as being "good, but boring." This actually kind of made me laugh a little bit, for most of my friends are either Bears, Packers, Vikings or Cowboys fans. There are some Chiefs fans scattered around here and there, but not near as many as there are Bears and Packers fans. With that said, I've been asked TONS of times throughout my life, including this year at work why I became a Chiefs fan because they've always considered the Chiefs to be a boring team, like the Bills, Cardinals, Jets, Lions, etc. (those are just a few teams off the top of my head that seem to be perceived as "boring" around here).

I'm guessing Cowherd labeled the Chiefs as "good, but boring" because of Alex Smith epitomizing what it is to be a game manager?????

Sidenote: The Raiders..."return to glory???" Seriously?


Patriots - Fine Without Brady

Bills: Rex Spells W-R-E-C-K

Jets - Playoffs With Fitzy

Dolphins - Not Well Run

Bengals - Prime Time Problems

Steelers - Talent With Issues

Ravens - The Wrong Harbaugh

Browns - Can LeBron play?

Texans - Clowney Question Bro

Colts - Ignore Last Season

Jaguars - Bortles Is Rising

Titans - Mariota Needs Chip

Broncos - Fall Off Cliff

Chiefs - Good, But Boring

Raiders - Return to Glory

Chargers - Really Nice Weather

Washington - Don't Like That

Giants - McAdoo or McA-Don't?

Eagles - Waiting for Wentz

Cowboys - Depends on Romo

Vikings - First Round Exit

Packers - Rodgers MVP Season

Lions - Will Miss Megatron

Bears - One Word: Cutler

Panthers - Keep on Dabbing

Falcons - Picture of Mediocrity

Buccaneers - Same as Falcons

Saints - This Isn't 2009

Cardinals - Best In West

Seahawks - No More Skittles

Rams - And They're Goff!

49ers - Chip, Kaep, Crap
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:09 PM   #16
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I personally don't think their a joke by any means....I believe they are a team that should be taken very seriously... But glory? Returning there? I guess everyone has their own definition of the word, "glory."
well, it involves a hole
and the silver and black on their knees in front of it

that is RAIDER GLORY
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:11 PM   #17
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:24 PM   #18
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Heh. Yeah i think if i weren't a Chiefs fan i'd agree with him.
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:35 PM   #19
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By "glory"..he means winning 8 games.

The NFL is worried with Manning retiring and Brees/Brady not far behind. They are trying to invent a new generation of hype..and Carr is part of the propaganda. He's a good young QB...but has sucked shit in the 4th quarter. Raiders are improving...they might reach 8-8 this year. They arent nearly as promising as the hype machine is portraying them...a few years away.

They are going to live and die by the 2015-2017 drafts...Carr and Mack are going to get $$. That means all these aging, stop-gap vets will be gone and the money used to land them will no longer be available when they leave.

Del Douchebag isn't a top-tier HC coach either....which will come into play against better competition.
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Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.
Here's my Raiders 3 words

No playoffs again

Or

Can't win nine

Or

Final resting place

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Dumb ass fans
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No playoffs again

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No playoffs again

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Can't win nine

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Final resting place

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Dumb ass fans
To be fair, dumbass is really one word...I think anyway...meh, whatever...
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