Anyone else have a shy bladder?

[rtmike]

Originally Posted by candyman

I'm black

So now you're bragging. That'll get you no where.




I used to have to use the poop stall all the time. After 32 years I was finally starting to get over the stage fright but then broke my back. Now I run into bathroom stalls not being big enough for my chair so I do my business right out in the open. I know it may bother some folks but it's not my fault if the business doesn't have a big enough bathroom.

C'mon man. Step up to the plate. Use one of these & you'll never have a belly ache from full bladder.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by R8ers

Are you a small man son?

He's a planeteer so anything under a foot is "small"

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by PGM

He's a planeteer so anything under a foot is "small"

Well, duh. The planet is basically a stable for the world's biggest dicks.

[gblowfish]

Only when I'm slump busting with Tiger Woods.....

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I just whip it out and the stream flows

[Nightfyre]

Try singing a song while you piss. It will work.

[phisherman]

This is just a form of anxiety. Lots of resources out there available to help deal with this sort of problem.

[candyman]

It has nothing to do with not wanting anyone to see my member. I can't explain it, because I don't understand it.

[phisherman]

Another fitting question for this discussion, why do you care about what anyone else thinks about you when you're trying to pee? Seriously, it's a natural bodily function.

It sounds like a goofy question, but you said that this manifests itself when you feel like someone is waiting on you.

[Iowanian]

The trick is to do something like double or triple digit math(multiplication).
Your brain focuses on that process and relaxes your pee pipe enough to go.

[R8RFAN]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

The trick is to do something like double or triple digit math(multiplication).
Your brain focuses on that process and relaxes your pee pipe enough to go.

I tried that and dropped my pen

[Demonpenz]

There is a shower scene in American History X that helped me relax.

[R8RFAN]

Have the guy in the next stall to stick his finger in your ass

[teedubya]

Are you embarrassed by the sound of your weak piss stream or something?

[The Rick]

Originally Posted by candyman

I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.

Maybe buy your bladder an alcoholic drink or two to loosen it up a little bit and help with the shyness?